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Sorry, flaming pits are patented. Can I offer you lava?

• reactordev 3y ago
  Lava is patented as well, can I offer you magma?
  • brookst 3y ago
    My client has patented all forms of magma production that involve heat or pressure. Can I offer you lukewarm water?
    • stove 3y ago
      My client Luke is suing for defamation
      • diego_sandoval 3y ago
        Luke Skywalker is a copyrighted character. My client, The Walt Disney Company, is suing your client, Luke, for copyright infringement.
        • rprwhite 3y ago
          My client, the sky, is suing your client for copyright infringement. Additionally my client is suing GGP’s client for the offer of water, in which my client believes they have a valid interest but were not given due consideration in the making of this offer.
          • tombert 3y ago
            The sky is in violation of my client Sky Media's trademark. We demand that you immediately cease and desist using the term "sky" and all related vernacular.
            • reactordev 3y ago
              Thanks for all of these! It perfectly sums up the tar pit that is patents (trademarks and reservations) and copyrights. A couple made me laugh pretty good. Where there’s an interest, there’s 10 in the wing ready to pounce.
              • asah 3y ago
                sorry tarpits are patented, can you work with hairballs ?
                • brookst 3y ago
                  Sorry hairballs are on exclusive license to Oracle. Can you make do with hair shirts?
                  • reactordev 3y ago
                    Hahahaha hair shirt! Punish the non-believers!