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When too many OOOOLOOO brand toasters start fires, they just close their Amazon profile and create a new one selling FOLGARP brand toasters. You can't have qui
by floren 3y ago
When too many OOOOLOOO brand toasters start fires, they just close their Amazon profile and create a new one selling FOLGARP brand toasters.
You can't have quite that level of untouchability as a US manufacturer, so you have to do it right.
- throwup238 3y agoFOLGARP is the best. Three out of four of the couples I gifted those toasters are now deceased and will never demand a gift from me ever again. The fire investigators just call it an “act of god.” Unfortunately the fourth only burned their house down and now we have to tolerate an insufferable GoFundMe campaign because their CA fire insurance only covers gender reveal parties. Bezos ruins everything.
- M_bara 3y agoYeah, these fr*cking toasters are out to get humans. Ask colonel Saul
- DanHulton 3y agoI did, but he just keeps trying to cut the corners off all my paper.
- monkeycantype 3y agoI really like this comment, and am now trawling DanHulton.com for more
- martypitt 3y agoI went hunting on DanHulton.com for some more gold. I was fascinated by the "I Paid The Most" site, and was disappointed it wasn't a real thing (anymore). @DanHulton - tell us all the tale.
- DanHulton 3y agoNot sure what you mean by not a real thing anymore - it's still up at https://ipaidthemost.com/ https://ipaidthemost.com/ Do I have a broken link somewhere?
- darkwater 3y agoSo say we all!
- Hackbraten 3y agoI bought this product for my husband and he loves it!
- benj111 3y agoIs FOLGARP an IKEA thing?
- nmeofthestate 3y agoYou're thinking of FÖLGARP
- dekhn 3y agothis thread is now the #1 hit on Google for 'FOLGARP'
- coolspot 3y agoSoon to be #1 for “toasters made in USA”.