Just pop your SIM card into a serial interface attached over the internet to a US-based phone’s SIM card slot every night (or one night a week?) Surely they wo

Just pop your SIM card into a serial interface attached over the internet to a US-based phone’s SIM card slot every night (or one night a week?) Surely they won’t notice you teleporting around? Hopefully the phone doesn’t mind the latency when talking to its SIM that’s supposed to be 3cm away.