I almost became a CF dev in 2013. I was living in my car and another car stopped at the rest stop making bad noises. I traveled with lots of tools and helped t

I almost became a CF dev in 2013. I was living in my car and another car stopped at the rest stop making bad noises. I traveled with lots of tools and helped them diagnose the issue, and he said if I could write ColdFusion and PHP they would practically beg me to join (although he used a more sexual phrasing...). Anyway I declined the offer and got a job writing PHP and Node... :)