So it’s a fungible store of value that cannot be turned into useful currency. Lovely. So everyone just needs to buy enough bitcoin until every business random

So it’s a fungible store of value that cannot be turned into useful currency. Lovely. So everyone just needs to buy enough bitcoin until every business randomly decides to start accepting bitcoin? Can you provide any examples in history of a similar non-government currency having to wait for such a circumstance? Or a government one that wasn’t just waiting for a predetermined switch over date?