I just launched a full-scale offensive attack against my wife's never ending skirmishes. I'm a nice guy but also compared to my wife, in intellectual, physical

I just launched a full-scale offensive attack against my wife's never ending skirmishes. I'm a nice guy but also compared to my wife, in intellectual, physical and first and foremost, expendable capital resources, I'm the Roman Empire versus Dacia. She crossed the Rubic^H^H^H^H^H Danube one time too many.