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Man, I can't even begin to imagine what they're going to come up with. Titanium AIPods. Non-detachable alluminum RayBans. Google Glass, but it's a literal Black
by some1else 3y ago
Man, I can't even begin to imagine what they're going to come up with. Titanium AIPods. Non-detachable alluminum RayBans. Google Glass, but it's a literal Black Mirror worn on your face. Self-driving Segway. Transparent plastic smart lunchbox. Electric long-board that's also a tablet. Fist-mountable selfdefense impact jackhammer. 5G base station Zurb ball. A keyboard that starts repeating nnnn when you think of what you want to type. Neuralink, but for discreetly listening to major record label IP. Contact lens payment system where you wink to tip your landlord. Quantified shelf. A car without a steering wheel, made entirely out of Corning glass. Heelies that auto-reverse when they sense an oncoming homeless person. Van-life, but it's a sentient executive jet plane. Longevity device that puts you to sleep for at least 8 hours every day. Intimacy fit-ring. Schedulable dopamine-inhibiting nanobots? This could be huge.
- gruturo 3y agoIf you're this good when trolling for 5 minutes, I would be amazed to see you work seriously. Honestly some of those ideas are... terrible, of course, but awesome in their own distorted way. And also very Ive-like. Bravo, sir.
- drvdevd 3y agoI need a self driving Segway, yesterday.
- some1else 3y agoShould be able to avoid cliffs without a radar. You can always add it back later anyway.
- hef19898 3y agoJust imagine a Ive-designed retina-scanning-orb! Easily worth a billion to SoftBank, easily!
- lancesells 3y agoConsumers will love it. Give them 50 NewBucks™ for their service and you'll get retinas by the billions.
- COGlory 3y ago[flagged]
- Y_Y 3y agoAnd you've been politely asked to stop, repeatedly
- some1else 3y agoThis is hardly trolling. I just birthed 12 startups.
- Curzel 3y agoThis completely sells it
- fredoliveira 3y agoI have 12 checks ready to go.
- highwaylights 3y agoNon-detachable aluminium RayBans. You’re welcome.
- some1else 3y agoLet's stay constructive and just go with sheet metal for V1 then ;-/
- htrp 3y agoPlot twist. He is Ive.... or a very good ai representation.
- samcheng 3y agoYes, you CAN begin to imagine what they're going to come up with!
- jablongo 3y agoMany fancy smart fridges are already quantified shelves. I see you are still adding stuff... let's keep it going.... Rideable Boston Dynamics Spot for commuting. An smart vape-pen line of medications. Smart Wigs. Self driving strollers.
- awestroke 3y agoAn electric car that you need to turn up side down to charge? An AI assistant device that looks like a trashcan?
- Y_Y 3y agoPrior art: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOHGC0zptGQ&t=57 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOHGC0zptGQ&t=57
- bigyikes 3y agoI came across this video of a Tesla that drives upside down: https://youtu.be/Qq5Q1qKW-1g?si=RVDHJZm47s-rCot- https://youtu.be/Qq5Q1qKW-1g?si=RVDHJZm47s-rCot- Bit of a guilty pleasure, but it’s a sight to behold for sure.
- curiousllama 3y ago> Heelies that auto-reverse when they sense an oncoming homeless person. JFC lmao
- armatav 3y agoHaha truly a creative mind to come up with this
- SkySkimmer 3y agoSelf driving trashcan, brings your trash to the landfill while you sleep so you don't have to pay for garbage pickup. Enable the automatic trash sorting attachment for only $999/month.
- quickthrowman 3y ago> Heelies that auto-reverse when they sense an oncoming homeless person. If you brand these ‘Wheelie Safe’ and market to upper middle class urbanites you’ll have more money than you know what to do with. Careful, you might end up a billionaire!
- amelius 3y agoYou should visit https://www.halfbakery.com/ https://www.halfbakery.com/