This reminds me of a story I once read in Reader's Digest's Life in These United States: "I'm a land surveyor. A woman in my congregation came up to me after o

This reminds me of a story I once read in Reader's Digest's Life in These United States: "I'm a land surveyor. A woman in my congregation came up to me after our church service. 'I just have a quick question; can you tell me where exactly is the back property line between me and my neighbor?' "I told her that I couldn't answer her question off the top of my head, but I could look it up properly if she would call me at the office during the week. 'Oh, goodness, that's not necessary. I wouldn't want to bother you at work.'"