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Would this actually work?

• lr4444lr 3y ago
  With next to no muscle tone and very delicate bones, a newborn human body would probably be at great risk of injury and death unharnessed to have its joints, especially its neck, at the speed you'd need to whip its shoulders through the birth canal.
  • bombcar 3y ago
    Well that’s easy to fix, just make the baby gestate for five or six years. Added advantage that you can spin them right into the school of your choice immediately!
• DoingIsLearning 3y ago
  As a thought experiment, you could probably apply enough force to assist a birth but arguably a useful amount of centrifugal force would overlap with the amount of centrifugal force that would accumulate blood away or into a baby's brain (hypoxia is a pretty severe emergency with such a small body). Other issues I can think of: - Convincing a human in pain and stress to put their most precious on a spin cycle. - Catching an 'exiting' baby on a net is just lawsuit material.
• jokoon 3y ago
  I'm more concerned about the mother being okay about being spun like that. Birthing is already painful, I'm not sure it's a good idea to spin a woman like that while she's giving birth.
  • elzbardico 3y ago
    As the blood flow to the brain is impaired, she would probably pass out, sparing her the pain.