I used to routinely take late night strolls through a large cemetery near my apartment in grad school. I was never once chased by a zombie, skeleton, vampire, o

I used to routinely take late night strolls through a large cemetery near my apartment in grad school. I was never once chased by a zombie, skeleton, vampire, or lich; but it turns out the local police took a dim view of someone "wandering" the cemetery late at night.