This was true of me in my 20s, but with experience I realized: 1. Ain't nobody (i.e. me) got time for that 2. There's no correlation between multiple flowery

This was true of me in my 20s, but with experience I realized: 1. Ain't nobody (i.e. me) got time for that 2. There's no correlation between multiple flowery paragraphs trying to sound witty and quirky about oneself and the chemistry you get after sitting across a table IRL for 30 ~ 90 seconds All the paragraphs and "FAQs about me" just aren't worth it: for me, or for potential matches of mine > She added that she was undoubtedly a cat in a previous life, “just one of those weirdo bodega ones that like people.” This is the nonsense I'm talking about. Paragraphs and paragraphs of it.