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Ad-free experience: Hey what's up child-rearing nation! I hope you're having a wonderful day! Today we're gonna be about saving your child from choking! I kno
by marginalia_nu 3y ago
Ad-free experience: Hey what's up child-rearing nation! I hope you're having a wonderful day! Today we're gonna be about saving your child from choking! I know right, my kid is choking, your kid is choking, it just keeps happening! They're blue in the face and gagging and you don't know what to do! *laughs* But before we get to that, I need to tell you about our sponsor, ridge wallet, fuck, skip ahead alright, that was great, now the first step is to locate your kid, if they're choking they may not be making a lot of noise so you need to look carefully. Then you need to make sure they're actually choking, are they breathing or what, maybe just holding their breaths. Then to fix the problem, well I'm gonna tell you about that but first let me give a shout out to NordVPN, you wouldn't want someone to download your IP address while you're out looking for dying kid tutorials *skip ahead* alright and what you do next is you call 911, and they'll maybe know what to do. Alright, that's it for today, don't forget to slap that like and subscribe button and next time we'll talk about what to do when your frying oil's caught fire [ominous cut to running faucet]
- asimovfan 3y agoAh yes, if i just watch the ads, google will be sincerely generous and there will be no ads in the content anymore. If i do everything the corporations think is good for me, life will be so great :) I am just underhanded and thats why we don't deserve good things :(
- 0xfedbee 3y agoThis is spot on.
- crote 3y agoThat's what SponsorBlock is for.