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For those clicking in expecting "Neo's protein porridge," "Morpheus Meatballs," and "Trinity's Tripe," you are going to be disappointed in that this is neither

For those clicking in expecting "Neo's protein porridge," "Morpheus Meatballs," and "Trinity's Tripe," you are going to be disappointed in that this is neither a delicious pop-culture recipe book, nor does it relate to hit Wachowski trilogy "The Matrix."

bee_rider 3y ago
Neo : What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge ZERO PIVOTS? Morpheus : No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, YOU’LL HAVE AN SPD MATRIX.
- samstave 3y ago
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kemiller2002 3y ago
In the Wachowskis' defense on that one, it would be a really short cookbook. Oatmeal: tastes like chicken. done.
- defulmere 3y ago
  > Oatmeal: tastes like chicken. Surely you mean tuna.
- mxuribe 3y ago
  Don't try to "taste" nor try to identify the "taste" of the oatmeal...Because, there is no oatmeal.
keiferski 3y ago
"It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs."
- tjpnz 3y ago
  It doesn't have everything the body needs.
  - TeMPOraL 3y ago
    Unlike Gatorade, which has electrolytes.
__void 3y ago
yes I was a little disappointed, ngl a post-apocalyptic recipe book would be really interesting (canned cultivated meat, mycotissues, texturised hydroponic soya and boiled grains, yummm)
- giardini 3y ago
  __void says: "a post-apocalyptic recipe book...": That would be "To Serve Man": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man You can view that "Twilight Zone" episode at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJjvg-Gq1LE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJjvg-Gq1LE
purpleflame1257 3y ago
I actually came in hoping for the chat protocol >_>
- euniceee3 3y ago
  Same
cratermoon 3y ago
I was at least hoping for a cookie recipe.