Well, my take here is that English language should be renamed to "American", and Brits should be forbidden to speak it, because they make it sound ridiculous.

Well, my take here is that English language should be renamed to "American", and Brits should be forbidden to speak it, because they make it sound ridiculous. Honestly, speaking as a foreigner, who has been learning English one way or another for half of his life, I cannot even attempt to speak in British accent without feeling like I'm doing a stand-up comedy. How can Brits speak with a straight face?