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"WTF is a water vitaliser", you ask? I'm glad you asked: 75% of Americans are regularly dehydrated[1], which is the main cause for stress and directly leads to
by YeGoblynQueenne 3y ago
"WTF is a water vitaliser", you ask? I'm glad you asked:
75% of Americans are regularly dehydrated[1], which is the main cause for stress and directly leads to low performance. New scientific findings revealed that most water we drink is actually scientifically classified as “lifeless”, due to the lack of oxygen and minerals, and most are acidic and have loose molecular structure. Whether it’s tap water, filtered water, purified water or distilled water, their macro cluster size can hardly penetrate into our cell membranes, which has a tiny narrow path. So no matter how much water or beverages you consume, the “drought” inside of our cells can not be relieved.
Until now . . .
The Vitalizer Plus was designed to create an unlimited supply of Hexagonal or Structured Water for MAXIMUM HYDRATION every day! It’s small enough to sit on your kitchen counter – durable enough to make all the hexagonal water you will ever need!
The Vitalizer Plus incorporates basic principles utilized in nature to create a life-enhancing, hexagonally-structured water, your body will love! Nature uses movement (swirling vortexes and natural curves), energy (magnetic fields from the earth and far infrared energy from the sun), minerals (naturally dissolved as water flows over mineral formations) and oxygen (incorporated as water splashes and falls). The Vitalizer Plus uses these same principles, to create Vitalized Water in your own home!
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"Hexagonal structured water". Don't drink unstructured water if you can help it! Structured water is the thing!
Also, it's hexagonal.
- nahnahg 3y ago[dead]
- clnq 3y agoAs opposed to structured water, I am more partial to water with classes.
- graypegg 3y agoI prefer to keep state out of my functionally pure water, thank you very much.
- sacnoradhq 3y agoUse a map filter with an arrow and a monad. It's the only way to purity.
- sacnoradhq 3y agoGoddamn object-oriented water. Can't we just have functional water?
- alexvoda 3y agoI only use 4'th gen water which is fully declarative.
- hakfoo 3y agoI like my spaghetti water. Didn't realize I should keep it after cooking the pasta though.
- rainbowzootsuit 3y agoPentagonal water crew represent.
- sacnoradhq 3y agoFucking diabolical. I'm here to advocate on behalf of the underserved tetradecagonal lobby.
- ianburrell 3y agoFunny thing is that regular ice has hexagonal structure.
- sacnoradhq 3y agoSo it's a Scientology magic apparatus for geometric water.
- deleted 3y ago[deleted]
- cwillu 3y agoTruth in advertising: “Durable enough to make all the hexagonal water you will ever need!” “Ship like this, it'll be with you until the day you die.” “…because it's a death trap.”
- hammyhavoc 3y agoI despair.