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> GitLab plans to improve its customers' DevSecOps workflow efficiency by 10x, by applying AI-assisted workflows I'm also planning to improve my fitness by 10x

• re-thc 3y ago
  AI assisted pizza?
  • pydry 3y ago
    That's right. ChatGPT AI Blockchain big data nosql microservices assisted Pizza.
  • archerx 3y ago
    I have been generating recipes using chatGPT and my cooking has slightly improved. So I guess I had some A.I. assisted pork chops.
  • xvilka 3y ago
    PizzAI
  • tmerse 3y ago
    Already in existence: https://www.pepperonihugspot.pizza/ https://www.pepperonihugspot.pizza/
• deleted 3y ago
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• thejosh 3y ago
  Keep adding TLA... 3DLLMDevSecOpsAIMLBigDataGPU
• never_inline 3y ago
  Fitness? It's called GymRunOps in 2023.
• justrealist 3y ago
  You have the right level of cynicism, but you should instead direct it at the field of DevSecOps as a whole. 98% of "SecOps" is utterly pointless boxchecking for ass-covering security certifications which waste immense amounts of time and enforce nothing meaningful. You could ABSOLUTELY 10x workflow efficiency there by plumbing the codebase for questions like: "What are all the OSS libraries you use, and the licenses?" "What's your test coverage?" "Do you encrypt your passwords at rest?" "Are your S3 buckets encrypted?" instead of wasting developer time answering questionaires nobody reads.
  • delfinom 3y ago
    Do you really need AI for that or a grep? Lol
    • marcosdumay 3y ago
      Grep is an AI! Now excuse me because I have to finish my startup deck.
• lisasays 3y ago
  Indeed - what a crock of shit. And another reason not to trust GitLab.