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CEO communications are like the opposite of "bottom line up front." 1246 words, with "we should go back to being in the office together the majority of the time
by nlawalker 4y ago
CEO communications are like the opposite of "bottom line up front." 1246 words, with "we should go back to being in the office together the majority of the time (at least three days per week)" appearing at word 888, and "We plan to implement this change effective May 1." at 995.
It's like the Wadsworth Constant[1], you just know when you start reading it that the right approach is to scroll to the bottom, then start working your way up the paragraphs reading the last couple of sentences in each to figure out what's actually being said, then go back and read all the lead-in and justification.
[1] https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-wadsworth-constant https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-wadsworth-constant
- jeffwask 4y agoWhen you make $213 million a year, you need to add some extra words to show the value you add.
- whatshisface 4y agoI think they have people to do that.
- yamtaddle 4y agoAI to pad emails, AI to summarize unreadably-padded emails. Soon 50% of all office work will be eliminated.
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- geogra4 4y agoautomate the CEO first
- red-iron-pine 4y agohands-down the easiest way to generate value for shareholders.
- hdjjhhvvhga 4y agoActually I'd argue a large part of CEO's decision should be automated. There are certain things that you need to do in response to certain events. For these, teh CEO should just to a sanity check before approving them. For everything else, you would need to have AGI - to understand the complexity of the environment you operate in, including events and changes seemingly not related to your business.
- marcosdumay 4y agoLet's just hoe the AI rewriting your contracts do not add or remove semantically inverting words (like "not" and "unless") at random, like the current generation of them do. On a related topic, a large number of unreasonably interesting contracts will appear on the next years. You can take advantage of them if you are into that kind of thing.