Layoff due to global warming: > It all started when I decided to install an air conditioning unit in the office. Little did I know that the excess heat created

Layoff due to global warming: > It all started when I decided to install an air conditioning unit in the office. Little did I know that the excess heat created by the air conditioner would drastically raise the temperature of the office, and this increase in heat would eventually lead to a dramatic rise in sea levels. Unbeknownst to me, this sudden change in sea level would result in a series of unexpected floods, leaving me no choice but to lay off 10% of our devoted Instacart family.