Oh boy... > Important message: 15% layoffs at Intel due to Scientology > Bob "The Sceptic" Swan, CEO at Intel > Things started to unravel last month when we

Oh boy... > Important message: 15% layoffs at Intel due to Scientology > Bob "The Sceptic" Swan, CEO at Intel > Things started to unravel last month when we began to notice suspicious activity beginning to take place on our campus. After some investigation, it was revealed that our catering staff and security team had been quietly converting to Scientology. Unbeknownst to us, the adoption of the creed had an unexpected consequence on our workforce - namely, a complete lack of productivity. Despite our best efforts to resolve the issue, the productivity levels have not recovered and so, after much deliberation, we have decided to let go of 15% of the staff.