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At some point in your life, somebody's undoubtedly thought the same thing about you. Probably even a bunch of people over many years.

by chaps 4y ago

b3morales 4y ago
As depicted by xkcd: https://xkcd.com/610/ https://xkcd.com/610/
- hatsunearu 4y ago
  Wow, there really is an XKCD for everything
bigDinosaur 4y ago
Although you may be right, and they may be wrong. Not that I advocate going around thinking like this as it'll only lead to unhappiness and poor relationships (and you'll also very possibly be wrong).
- thombat 4y ago
  Shades of the old joke: A man driving on the autobahn hears a newsflash on the radio "Warning for drivers on the A7 northbound! A car is going the wrong way!" "The hell ya say!", snorts the man , "It ain't just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
  - eyelidlessness 4y ago
    This reminded me of another joke. Apologies if I botch it, I’m terrible at joke delivery. A person is driving with a passenger. The driver goes straight through a red light. The passenger is terrified, “that light was red! Aren’t you afraid we’ll be hit?” The driver says “don’t worry, my brother does it all the time.” After crossing several red lights this way, they come to a green light and come to a complete stop. The passenger says, “why did you stop? The light is green now!” The driver says, “my brother might be out driving.”
    - jvm___ 4y ago
      A man climbs into a taxi, "Airport please, I'm late!". The driver speeds up and starts going straight through a red light. The passenger is terrified, “That light was red! I'm not that late, aren’t you afraid we’ll be hit?” The driver says “Don’t worry, my brother does it all the time.” After crossing several red lights this way, they come closer to the airport, and at a green light they come to a complete stop. The passenger says, “Why did you stop? The light is green now!” The driver says, “Oh, my brother works on this side of town."
cwillu 4y ago
I, for one, am thinking this about them at this very moment! ‹ducks›

At some point in your life, somebody's undoubtedly thought the same thing about you. Probably even a bunch of people over many years.

by chaps 4y ago

At some point in your life, somebody's undoubtedly thought the same thing about you. Probably even a bunch of people over many years.

b3morales 4y ago

As depicted by xkcd: https://xkcd.com/610/ https://xkcd.com/610/

hatsunearu 4y ago
Wow, there really is an XKCD for everything

bigDinosaur 4y ago

Although you may be right, and they may be wrong. Not that I advocate going around thinking like this as it'll only lead to unhappiness and poor relationships (and you'll also very possibly be wrong).

thombat 4y ago
Shades of the old joke: A man driving on the autobahn hears a newsflash on the radio "Warning for drivers on the A7 northbound! A car is going the wrong way!" "The hell ya say!", snorts the man , "It ain't just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
- eyelidlessness 4y ago
  This reminded me of another joke. Apologies if I botch it, I’m terrible at joke delivery. A person is driving with a passenger. The driver goes straight through a red light. The passenger is terrified, “that light was red! Aren’t you afraid we’ll be hit?” The driver says “don’t worry, my brother does it all the time.” After crossing several red lights this way, they come to a green light and come to a complete stop. The passenger says, “why did you stop? The light is green now!” The driver says, “my brother might be out driving.”
  - jvm___ 4y ago
    A man climbs into a taxi, "Airport please, I'm late!". The driver speeds up and starts going straight through a red light. The passenger is terrified, “That light was red! I'm not that late, aren’t you afraid we’ll be hit?” The driver says “Don’t worry, my brother does it all the time.” After crossing several red lights this way, they come closer to the airport, and at a green light they come to a complete stop. The passenger says, “Why did you stop? The light is green now!” The driver says, “Oh, my brother works on this side of town."

cwillu 4y ago

I, for one, am thinking this about them at this very moment! ‹ducks›