As amusing as this is to read (you went to a frankly incredible amount of effort to make this sound disturbing and to my mind you absolutely succeeded), the emo

As amusing as this is to read (you went to a frankly incredible amount of effort to make this sound disturbing and to my mind you absolutely succeeded), the emotion is somewhat muted by not being able to figure out whether or not you are serious. I guess you could say this is part of it. Very nice.