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My profile will state a disclaimer that I do not consent for you to keep any of my deleted messages, you must delete any messages I have deleted immediately.

by xwdv 4y ago

GenerocUsername 4y ago
Good luck with that. I tried unsending some personal letters the other day and it worked about as well as your plan
citizenkeen 4y ago
That’s not how these things work.
- bee_rider 4y ago
  Actually, it is. *Reading of this comment requires the READING PARTY, to agree to the terms and conditions of the comment. If you do not agree to these terms, you must delete the comment from your memory. Terms: You are the READING PARTY Conditions: The READING PARTY will agree with the comment. Bulletproof legal argument.
bhaney 4y ago
Unfortunately for you, I'm not aware of any legal jurisdiction where your consent is required for someone else to keep a message you've sent them.
- xwdv 4y ago
  I’ll report it to HR.
  - SV_BubbleTime 4y ago
    Yes, telling HR you are mad that something you typed and sent was stored - is definitely better than just being more careful about what you type and send.
  - bee_rider 4y ago
    "Hello HR, while working for the company I've used the company's computer to send a message to the company's other employees. But I think I own this message. Further, I think I can use this ownership to impose an additional contract upon the company's other employees, which they have to agree to in order to receive my work communications." You should send it over Slack -- just make sure HR knows they also fall under your contract, at least that way they'll be laughing when they call you in for a chat.
  - MichaelCollins 4y ago
    You'll never even know it happened.
walrus01 4y ago
Do you also copy paste the "Facebook has no rights to my content" epic boomer copypasta into Facebook? https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/87mi5v/i_dont_give_facebook_permission/ https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/87mi5v/i_dont_gi...
- SadTrombone 4y ago
  That's the joke.
cwillu 4y ago
Conveniently, I live in a one-party-consent country, so I don't in fact need your consent.
saurik 4y ago
Ah ha, but my profile will state that sending me a message is an affirmative act of agreement to the terms of service on my account, which state that you grant to me an irrevocable license to store, duplicate, transfer, sublicense, and republish any and all such content... which you, of course, under penalty of perjury, assert you have the rights to in the first place ;P.
Nition 4y ago
People seem to be taking your comment seriously. Maybe they never saw an official Facebook blog post with 100,000 comments all copy-pasting the same text about not consenting to their data being used. Or maybe they've seen too many, posted in earnest.
- xwdv 4y ago
  Yea I don’t really understand why this triggered people so much.
josephcsible 4y ago
That will be just as legally effective as saying that you don't consent to being taxed.

My profile will state a disclaimer that I do not consent for you to keep any of my deleted messages, you must delete any messages I have deleted immediately.

by xwdv 4y ago

My profile will state a disclaimer that I do not consent for you to keep any of my deleted messages, you must delete any messages I have deleted immediately.

GenerocUsername 4y ago

Good luck with that. I tried unsending some personal letters the other day and it worked about as well as your plan

citizenkeen 4y ago

That’s not how these things work.

bee_rider 4y ago
Actually, it is. *Reading of this comment requires the READING PARTY, to agree to the terms and conditions of the comment. If you do not agree to these terms, you must delete the comment from your memory. Terms: You are the READING PARTY Conditions: The READING PARTY will agree with the comment. Bulletproof legal argument.

bhaney 4y ago

Unfortunately for you, I'm not aware of any legal jurisdiction where your consent is required for someone else to keep a message you've sent them.

xwdv 4y ago
I’ll report it to HR.
- SV_BubbleTime 4y ago
  Yes, telling HR you are mad that something you typed and sent was stored - is definitely better than just being more careful about what you type and send.
- bee_rider 4y ago
  "Hello HR, while working for the company I've used the company's computer to send a message to the company's other employees. But I think I own this message. Further, I think I can use this ownership to impose an additional contract upon the company's other employees, which they have to agree to in order to receive my work communications." You should send it over Slack -- just make sure HR knows they also fall under your contract, at least that way they'll be laughing when they call you in for a chat.
- MichaelCollins 4y ago
  You'll never even know it happened.

walrus01 4y ago

Do you also copy paste the "Facebook has no rights to my content" epic boomer copypasta into Facebook? https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/87mi5v/i_dont_give_facebook_permission/ https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/87mi5v/i_dont_gi...

SadTrombone 4y ago
That's the joke.

cwillu 4y ago

Conveniently, I live in a one-party-consent country, so I don't in fact need your consent.

saurik 4y ago

Ah ha, but my profile will state that sending me a message is an affirmative act of agreement to the terms of service on my account, which state that you grant to me an irrevocable license to store, duplicate, transfer, sublicense, and republish any and all such content... which you, of course, under penalty of perjury, assert you have the rights to in the first place ;P.

Nition 4y ago

People seem to be taking your comment seriously. Maybe they never saw an official Facebook blog post with 100,000 comments all copy-pasting the same text about not consenting to their data being used. Or maybe they've seen too many, posted in earnest.

xwdv 4y ago
Yea I don’t really understand why this triggered people so much.

josephcsible 4y ago

That will be just as legally effective as saying that you don't consent to being taxed.