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Does it count as spoilers to say that it's Sauron forging the One Ring, given it's in the name of the show?

by mcphage 4y ago

panick21_ 4y ago
Thanks for ruining the show for me.
- mcphage 4y ago
  Apparently plenty of people here think I'm doing you a favor :-)
- bigtex88 4y ago
  Don't be such an ass.
- ineedasername 4y ago
  I’m going to really ruin things for you: eventually, in the end, the ring dies.
  - alasdair_ 4y ago
    > I’m going to really ruin things for you: eventually, in the end, the ring dies. Well, obviously. I mean, the goodies have access to giant eagles and all they have to do is to give the ring to one of them and drop it in Mount Doom and the whole thing is solved, right?
    - b112 4y ago
      Mind blown Wait, it must be that eagles are easily corrupted? Or not fully sentient, and thus the ring can control them?
      - troutwine 4y ago
        The eagles could be corrupted, yeah. They're sentient and (some at least) are ancient. One of the central themes of The Lord of the Rings is that the Powers of Middle Earth are very, very tempted by the ring and must overcome the test of the ring at cost to themselves: Galadriel is doomed to travel to the West, Boromir loses his mind temporarily, Saruman becomes a tyrant and eventually his staff broken etc. The eagles are themselves a Power and if they picked a Ring Bearer up they'd be tempted to drop said bearer on the ground and fetch the ring from their dead hand, become some type of eagle tyrant. Maybe they would, maybe they wouldn't. Big risk either way. Anyway, this theme is why the most meek people of Middle Earth -- the Hobbits, who desire basically nothing more than a quiet life -- are the only ones in Middle Earth that could actually cart the ring into Mordor. Even then it's not a sure bet, considering Gollum.
        russellallen 4y ago
        Even the hobbits fail - Frodo claims the ring at the last minute and it is only the intervention of Providence (in the guise of Gollum) that saves the day.
        troutwine 4y ago
        Ah yes, fair point. I think it’s Gandalf that says the Hobbits are stouter than even the Wise know or something to that effect but, like you say, they aren’t impervious to the charm of the ring. Except perhaps Sam, with his abundance of hobbit-sense and love for Frodo.
      - vkou 4y ago
        Eagles are literally servants of an angel, they aren't a taxi dispatch service.
      - panick21_ 4y ago
        Its actually because the eagles are not just a straight up ally. Eaglea are the servants of the highest god, and that god doesn't really care about the concerns of elfes and men. Just like the ents also don't really care unless you fuck with them directly. The eagles showing up at the end is more like an 'Oh we were so awesome and heroic that even the high god sees considers this a worthy cause'. The eagles help Gandalf because of a personal relationship
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  - nativeit 4y ago
    I hate to ruin the upcoming sequel for you, but the ring ends up being coughed back up in mid-2022 by a volcano in Iceland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnKaZBngPu0&t=1s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnKaZBngPu0&t=1s
    - raisin_churn 4y ago
      Don't be ridiculous. The video narrator specifies that the gold on the basalt must have been present locally at the eruption, but as anyone can tell you who has read the Silmarillion seventeen times and memorized every single historical fact therein (while being unable to, for example, name their legislative representatives), Mount Doom is canonically in New Zealand, thus the gold in Iceland can't be from the One Ring. I give this post a 1/10, it would be a 0/10 but Jeff Bezos is censoring me.
      - nativeit 4y ago
        I mean, while we're waltzing around the absurd, how meaningful do you really think the continents remain at magmatic depths? We're literally talking about the space where the bedrock melts and flows in the unknowable oceans of Sauron's marmalade, after all. I think the ring spent eons swishing around before reassembling like a blended up sea sponge before making its way back to the surface in the modern-day land of the elves (Iceland). It's only a matter of time before the trolls in the forests of Norway begin amassing their forces. As for that video's narrator, I think his name is Dave Sméagol, so I'd take his misdirections with a pinch of salt.
        raisin_churn 4y ago
        As a non-geologist, it seems plausible to me that gold that was somehow subsumed into the mantle in New Zealand could migrate to Iceland in the span of thousands of years. As Sméagol pointed out, though, gold coming up in the magma would be more diffuse and not create an identifiable layer on the surface of the lava rock. You're right, though, he's hardly a reliable narrator when it comes to His Precious, so that could be a misdirect. And perhaps there's some attribute of magically endowed gold that causes it to behave in unexpected ways. I searched Google Scholar, but couldn't find any peer-reviewed studies on the physical properties of magic rings.
  - b112 4y ago
    The joke is on you. On all of us! Unknown to all in LOTR, while the volcano is hot, it has cooled in the thousands of years since the ring's forging. It does not completely dissolve the ring, instead, it melts yet remains together. Fast forward 10000s of years, the area is mined, and the precious metal is used for fillings in teeth. Surprise! It's Bezos! And he now has part of the ring of power in his lower right molar. Now he is understood. One sales platform to rule them all, indeed!
tshaddox 4y ago
Other than a few establishment scenes for the various characters and settings, that’s literally all that has been happening in the first two episodes.
- Tagbert 4y ago
  And Galadriel’s troop fought a snow troll. We have Gil-Galad sending a troublesome commander to Valinor. Elrond used a contest with a dwarf prince as a start on an alliance between elves and dwarves. Orcs are tunneling below human villages to kidnap the inhabitants and Proto-hobbits are helping a man who fell from the sky. Really nothing, I guess. /s
  - tshaddox 4y ago
    Galadriel is searching for Sauron, whom she believes is still hiding and plotting. Her entire plot is about everyone telling her the threat is gone but she (and the viewers) clearly see that’s not the case. Elrond is trying to recruit the dwarves to help build the forge to create the rings. The comet guy I’ll grant you is the show’s one mystery, granted, but I have a feeling he’s going to have something to do with the reemergence of Sauron and the creation of the rings.
    - adastra22 4y ago
      Or he is Gandalf.
      - Tagbert 4y ago
        That would be my guess
        adastra22 4y ago
        Breaks continuity with the official timeline, as Gandalf doesn't come to middle earth until thousands of years later. But with the hints they dropped (e.g. the names he mutters and the speaking to insects), I don't see who else it could be. And bringing Gandalf in early for this series would be a good change imho. It would balance out the cast of characters and be an interesting plot development.

Does it count as spoilers to say that it's Sauron forging the One Ring, given it's in the name of the show?

panick21_ 4y ago

Thanks for ruining the show for me.

mcphage 4y ago
Apparently plenty of people here think I'm doing you a favor :-)
bigtex88 4y ago
Don't be such an ass.
ineedasername 4y ago
I’m going to really ruin things for you: eventually, in the end, the ring dies.
- alasdair_ 4y ago
  > I’m going to really ruin things for you: eventually, in the end, the ring dies. Well, obviously. I mean, the goodies have access to giant eagles and all they have to do is to give the ring to one of them and drop it in Mount Doom and the whole thing is solved, right?
  - b112 4y ago
    Mind blown Wait, it must be that eagles are easily corrupted? Or not fully sentient, and thus the ring can control them?
    - troutwine 4y ago
      The eagles could be corrupted, yeah. They're sentient and (some at least) are ancient. One of the central themes of The Lord of the Rings is that the Powers of Middle Earth are very, very tempted by the ring and must overcome the test of the ring at cost to themselves: Galadriel is doomed to travel to the West, Boromir loses his mind temporarily, Saruman becomes a tyrant and eventually his staff broken etc. The eagles are themselves a Power and if they picked a Ring Bearer up they'd be tempted to drop said bearer on the ground and fetch the ring from their dead hand, become some type of eagle tyrant. Maybe they would, maybe they wouldn't. Big risk either way. Anyway, this theme is why the most meek people of Middle Earth -- the Hobbits, who desire basically nothing more than a quiet life -- are the only ones in Middle Earth that could actually cart the ring into Mordor. Even then it's not a sure bet, considering Gollum.
      - russellallen 4y ago
        Even the hobbits fail - Frodo claims the ring at the last minute and it is only the intervention of Providence (in the guise of Gollum) that saves the day.
        troutwine 4y ago
        Ah yes, fair point. I think it’s Gandalf that says the Hobbits are stouter than even the Wise know or something to that effect but, like you say, they aren’t impervious to the charm of the ring. Except perhaps Sam, with his abundance of hobbit-sense and love for Frodo.
    - vkou 4y ago
      Eagles are literally servants of an angel, they aren't a taxi dispatch service.
    - panick21_ 4y ago
      Its actually because the eagles are not just a straight up ally. Eaglea are the servants of the highest god, and that god doesn't really care about the concerns of elfes and men. Just like the ents also don't really care unless you fuck with them directly. The eagles showing up at the end is more like an 'Oh we were so awesome and heroic that even the high god sees considers this a worthy cause'. The eagles help Gandalf because of a personal relationship
  - deleted 4y ago
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- nativeit 4y ago
  I hate to ruin the upcoming sequel for you, but the ring ends up being coughed back up in mid-2022 by a volcano in Iceland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnKaZBngPu0&t=1s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnKaZBngPu0&t=1s
  - raisin_churn 4y ago
    Don't be ridiculous. The video narrator specifies that the gold on the basalt must have been present locally at the eruption, but as anyone can tell you who has read the Silmarillion seventeen times and memorized every single historical fact therein (while being unable to, for example, name their legislative representatives), Mount Doom is canonically in New Zealand, thus the gold in Iceland can't be from the One Ring. I give this post a 1/10, it would be a 0/10 but Jeff Bezos is censoring me.
    - nativeit 4y ago
      I mean, while we're waltzing around the absurd, how meaningful do you really think the continents remain at magmatic depths? We're literally talking about the space where the bedrock melts and flows in the unknowable oceans of Sauron's marmalade, after all. I think the ring spent eons swishing around before reassembling like a blended up sea sponge before making its way back to the surface in the modern-day land of the elves (Iceland). It's only a matter of time before the trolls in the forests of Norway begin amassing their forces. As for that video's narrator, I think his name is Dave Sméagol, so I'd take his misdirections with a pinch of salt.
      - raisin_churn 4y ago
        As a non-geologist, it seems plausible to me that gold that was somehow subsumed into the mantle in New Zealand could migrate to Iceland in the span of thousands of years. As Sméagol pointed out, though, gold coming up in the magma would be more diffuse and not create an identifiable layer on the surface of the lava rock. You're right, though, he's hardly a reliable narrator when it comes to His Precious, so that could be a misdirect. And perhaps there's some attribute of magically endowed gold that causes it to behave in unexpected ways. I searched Google Scholar, but couldn't find any peer-reviewed studies on the physical properties of magic rings.
- b112 4y ago
  The joke is on you. On all of us! Unknown to all in LOTR, while the volcano is hot, it has cooled in the thousands of years since the ring's forging. It does not completely dissolve the ring, instead, it melts yet remains together. Fast forward 10000s of years, the area is mined, and the precious metal is used for fillings in teeth. Surprise! It's Bezos! And he now has part of the ring of power in his lower right molar. Now he is understood. One sales platform to rule them all, indeed!

tshaddox 4y ago

Other than a few establishment scenes for the various characters and settings, that’s literally all that has been happening in the first two episodes.

Tagbert 4y ago
And Galadriel’s troop fought a snow troll. We have Gil-Galad sending a troublesome commander to Valinor. Elrond used a contest with a dwarf prince as a start on an alliance between elves and dwarves. Orcs are tunneling below human villages to kidnap the inhabitants and Proto-hobbits are helping a man who fell from the sky. Really nothing, I guess. /s
- tshaddox 4y ago
  Galadriel is searching for Sauron, whom she believes is still hiding and plotting. Her entire plot is about everyone telling her the threat is gone but she (and the viewers) clearly see that’s not the case. Elrond is trying to recruit the dwarves to help build the forge to create the rings. The comet guy I’ll grant you is the show’s one mystery, granted, but I have a feeling he’s going to have something to do with the reemergence of Sauron and the creation of the rings.
  - adastra22 4y ago
    Or he is Gandalf.
    - Tagbert 4y ago
      That would be my guess
      - adastra22 4y ago
        Breaks continuity with the official timeline, as Gandalf doesn't come to middle earth until thousands of years later. But with the hints they dropped (e.g. the names he mutters and the speaking to insects), I don't see who else it could be. And bringing Gandalf in early for this series would be a good change imho. It would balance out the cast of characters and be an interesting plot development.