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Ask HN: Applying to jobs. How to negotiate a salary for less pay, to min wage?
This probably sounds stupid; let me explain.
I live in NJ near NYC. A quick google search tells me that the average SWE salary in NYC is around $132k. Looking at the current "Who is hiring" thread, at a glance, it seems that most salaries range from $75k to $250k+ from just the few that list them.
I want to work these same jobs at minimum wage, meaning around $27k.
Why? Because I want things to be "calmer."
I want to know that I'll have an easier time applying and getting hired faster than other applicants at my same skill level because I'm willing to work for much less than expected.
I want to know that I'll be less likely to be let go during downsizing because I work at less pay than others at the same level. I want to know that I'm more valued at a company because the cost to keep me around is so low that if they have a bad quarter, they think of me last to get rid of.
I want management to know that I will not jump ship as soon as someone else offers me higher pay; I love stability and consistency. By asking for lesser pay, I don't want to communicate that I'm going to slack off but that I want to work at a lower salary in exchange for work to be "calmer," like being able to afford to work my own pace just a little bit. And by working at my own pace, I'm not trying to phrase getting distracted playing games on the job as working at my pace but that I'm taking some more time to read, take notes, and planning things out more to make the process "calmer."
I know a lot of people who work at a high salary (for example, say $90k, to me already a lot of money, but I know it's not enough to some), who spend most of the day doing "nothing." Like getting a mouse jiggler to simulate that they're at meetings. Or they spend most of the time watching shows or playing games while doing the occasional ticket (but are the most likely to be let go when the company has a bad quarter or during a recession).
If I'm willing to work the same way and things are "calm" enough, why not just go for the extra money? Because I want the guarantees of everything to be "calmer," and I'm more than happy to forgo any extra pay for more "calmness."
At the onset of applying, I never had the opportunity to phrase this as a competitive advantage, so I'm competing as if I want that higher pay, but I don't.
I love the structure and feel of these jobs (I don't want to freelance or anything similar). How can I convey these feelings without causing people to think I'm being silly? Or to even suggest this without causing hiring to think I'm unqualified/have imposter syndrome or whatever?
I'm writing this at 3 am and trying to brainstorm better ways to express myself than a weird-sounding email that will probably get ignored saying, "hey, that job you posted, I'll do it for min wage."
- groffee 4y agoIf you do that you'll come across as mentally challenged. And the next guy? He'll do it for $26K. And the next guy (or gal) desperate for a job will do it for $25K. A lot of places in the US don't even have minimum wage! It'll be a race to the bottom, it's already a struggle competing with developers in countries with lower living costs. How are you going to support yourself or a family on minimum wage? And wtf does 'calmer' even mean? You've either no experience at all in industry or you're burnt out, either way you need professional help (counseling) to help recognize your worth.
- ditherblur 4y agoThat's why I mentioned min wage. You're right about the race to the bottom, and I feel pretty pessemtic about the future since if you don't have to stay in the US, the incentives really are there to outsource. But I know outsourcing isn't reasonable or posibble for everyone so there always be work that has to get done here, and at least in my state, it'll be at the lowest for min wage. I don't have a better explanation for "calmer" for now besides what I wrote about being hired faster/less likely to be fired/put under performance review or something like. I'm still trying to brainstorm the ideas in a better way and I don't want it to be specific to any particular job. (What would "calmer" look like for a full stack web developer? a product manager? a system designer? It doesn't matter but I still have to find a better way to explain it in general, maybe slower/low-stress is a better word but it always ends up as a fuzzy term that doesn't lend itself well for explaining how it's any different than regular work)
- whythre 4y agoWhy minimum wage, specifically? If you are really worth 120k+ it seems bizarre that you would just point to some old pre-inflation standard of pay and say ‘that, pay me that.’ In any case, it seems that it would take a fair amount of effort to convince a potential employer that this isn’t a weird stunt or scam. Your stated goal is to have a ‘calmer’ hiring experience, but this idea seems like it will have the opposite result.
- ditherblur 4y ago