On Microsoft's forums these stupid suggestions are the official answers ("trouble shooting"). Have literally any issue? Why don't you reboot, reinstall, switch

On Microsoft's forums these stupid suggestions are the official answers ("trouble shooting"). Have literally any issue? Why don't you reboot, reinstall, switch your hardware piece by piece and bake me a cake? No diagnosis. Just 3 weeks of work for the reporter before they'll even look at the problem. "Hey, I'm an MVP. Fuck you. Hope this helped."