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"I'm going in for assisted suicide tomorrow, and getting my affairs in order."

• LanceH 4y ago
  I appreciate this as darkly humorous, but there is the off chance they send the police around to check on you.
  • b112 4y ago
    Rotfl, the ultimate in customer retention.
    • yencabulator 4y ago
      Customer detention.
  • copperx 4y ago
    I've used "I was a temporary worker and my visa expired" with great success.