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Well, I can confirm that my grandfather died 3 months after visiting an apple store. Could this be why?!!?!?

• patrickg-zill 18y ago
  Actually, my research shows that EVERY person who has ever visited an Apple store, will DIE.
  • maxklein 18y ago
    [Citation Needed]
    • jimbokun 18y ago
      http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39236 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39236
  • KiwiNige 18y ago
    Oxygen is the common link in all these, and every single case of Cancer ever recorded. I can assure you that if you stop breathing now you will not die of cancer (unless you already have a very advanced case).
  • Eliezer 18y ago
    A common misconception. http://cryonics.org/ http://cryonics.org/