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Dear Neighbour, Yeah yeah yeah, the cookies you made for me again last week are OK but honestly I'm sick of them. You're not getting any praise from me. Sorry

Dear Neighbour, Yeah yeah yeah, the cookies you made for me again last week are OK but honestly I'm sick of them. You're not getting any praise from me. Sorry dude. I've been eating your home-made cookies for years and still can't figure out why you make them so dry. It's complete BS. All I want is a little moisture in the middle of my cookies. I do NOT understand why you have them crunchy. It makes no sense. I have had it, and will move on from trying to understand your thinking. Your cookies used to be nice, but now they're a massive piece of garbage, maybe you should check out the cookies in a supermarket. - Your neighbour

kreeben 4y ago
Dear Jesus, The bread you gave me the other day is pumpernickel. I like pretzel bread. I don't understand, what were you thinking? I have had it with you and your weak bread magic. - Sermon attendee --------------------------- I'm pretty sure that Jesus' reply would have been much snarkier than from the Notepad++ maintainer, who probably has a lot more to gain from being snarky in their reply than from trying to cater to this childish user's outburst.
politelemon 4y ago
Dear neighbor, if you wish to continue with the crunchy deliciousness I have to offer, please accept my cookie policy.
__alexs 4y ago
Dear former Cookie Eater, You simply needed to fill out the 12 page cookie preference form in the foyer and I would have made the cookies to your specification. I apologise for the misunderstanding, we do things differently back home in Europe. - Yours lovingly, El Monstruo de las Galletas.
- b33j0r 4y ago
  I thought they’re called biscuits over there? You have to store the biscuits separate from your crisps, in an on-premise flat; otherwise, the GDPR bobbies will be right on your full-stack bollocks in a lorry right soon. Good on ya!
  - Aeolun 4y ago
    Biscuits are a specific kind of dry cookie with little flavor (and potentially a bunch of sugar on top)
    - woleium 4y ago
      nice! Edit: I realize most folks won't get that, so https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit
    - Ladyady 4y ago
      Woah there. You've clearly never tried a chocolate digestive.
tshaddox 4y ago
I would also recommend that the cookie-baking neighbor stop giving cookies to their annoying neighbors after years of that nonsense.
theandrewbailey 4y ago
So that's why my urinal cakes have been disappearing.

kreeben 4y ago

Dear Jesus, The bread you gave me the other day is pumpernickel. I like pretzel bread. I don't understand, what were you thinking? I have had it with you and your weak bread magic. - Sermon attendee --------------------------- I'm pretty sure that Jesus' reply would have been much snarkier than from the Notepad++ maintainer, who probably has a lot more to gain from being snarky in their reply than from trying to cater to this childish user's outburst.

politelemon 4y ago

Dear neighbor, if you wish to continue with the crunchy deliciousness I have to offer, please accept my cookie policy.

__alexs 4y ago

Dear former Cookie Eater, You simply needed to fill out the 12 page cookie preference form in the foyer and I would have made the cookies to your specification. I apologise for the misunderstanding, we do things differently back home in Europe. - Yours lovingly, El Monstruo de las Galletas.

b33j0r 4y ago
I thought they’re called biscuits over there? You have to store the biscuits separate from your crisps, in an on-premise flat; otherwise, the GDPR bobbies will be right on your full-stack bollocks in a lorry right soon. Good on ya!
- Aeolun 4y ago
  Biscuits are a specific kind of dry cookie with little flavor (and potentially a bunch of sugar on top)
  - woleium 4y ago
    nice! Edit: I realize most folks won't get that, so https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit
  - Ladyady 4y ago
    Woah there. You've clearly never tried a chocolate digestive.

tshaddox 4y ago

I would also recommend that the cookie-baking neighbor stop giving cookies to their annoying neighbors after years of that nonsense.

theandrewbailey 4y ago

So that's why my urinal cakes have been disappearing.