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First, I’m so glad this turned out to be hypothetical, and you didn’t have to suffer through such a catastrophic loss. Second, if you had actually suffered such
by jzdziarski 4y ago
First, I’m so glad this turned out to be hypothetical, and you didn’t have to suffer through such a catastrophic loss. Second, if you had actually suffered such a loss, your digital life would hopefully be the last thing on your mind, and you’d just be glad to have your life and your family - the only real things that matter in this world.
That said, planning a strategy for offsite data storage or a secondary authenticator is of course wise. A safety deposit box or other offsite location that you can frequently refresh and keep up to date would be a good investment. If you’re worried about keeping a master key to your life in a single place, you could separate your data and your authenticator. The how likely depends on your threat model, several people on this site may find it insufficient. To whatever degree you obfuscate or complicate your recovery path, you also increase the risk of losing access to it yourself.
You might also consider it’s not necessarily the “thing you have” that might go MIA, but due to physical injury, age, or just forgetfulness, the “thing you know” could also be at risk. I realize this the older I get. Finding a secure way to store a master password in the event you cannot recall it, or perhaps in the event of your death, is something you may also consider. In this case, I would avoid a cipher or something else you’re likely to forget.
- makeitdouble 4y ago> Second, if you had actually suffered such a loss, your digital life would hopefully be the last thing on your mind To note, our banking system is well part of our digital life. Europe has already a flurry of “real” banks that have no physical presence, and after a catastrophic loss you’ll need that access to your bank as soon as possible.
- basisword 4y agoThis has made me think twice about using those banks (I'm thinking of Monzo etc.). I was already reconsidering anyway as all of these banks have been consistently reducing features and limiting usage (e.g. cash withdrawals) and generally making themselves worse than the 'real' banks.
- makeitdouble 4y agoIt depends on the “attack” vector you see as the most problematic. With a “real” bank, I had to go to an agency 5 times in a row to solve a paper issue because they wouldn’t just message me about it as it was “confidential” (they couldn’t validate our home address, though we were receiving their spam pretty fine), and the system was really built around the assumption that making you come to the agency was a no-brainer. The other options evolved snail mailing copies of the papers and waiting for them to process it. There’s also the issue of “old fashion” people sticking more with traditional banks, making them skew their offerings towards these people. I was endlessly phone spammed with insurance and bullshit travel packs, and I couldn’t just block them as it came from my actual agent.
- basisword 4y agoI think I'm lucky then. My 'traditional' bank is paperless, has a good app and website, and I can do everything over the phone with relative ease if I need to. It's all a bit clunkier than one of the app-native banks (which is why I half-switched to the app bank) but that's the software snob in me more than missing functionality.
- M4v3R 4y ago> First, I’m so glad this turned out to be hypothetical I've only learned about this is hypothetical from your comment (yes, I'm guilty of not reading to the very end). I wish the author conveyed that a little more clearly.
- enriquto 4y agoThe first word in this document is "Imagine", how can it be clearer than that?
- skeeter2020 4y agoThis is a common setup to build empathy so doesn't always mean "the following is a hypothetical thought exercise", such as "Imagine you find your self in the same situation as me, your house struck by lightning..."
- lupire 4y agoUnfortunately the Internet is rife with poor sarcasm and misleading titles.
- aidenn0 4y agoIt's ambiguous; the word can be used not only for a hypothetical, but also a "put yourself in my shoes"
- spiffytech 4y agoGiven all the pictures in the article, I took that to mean "imagine you were in my situation", not "imagine this happened to me".
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- felideon 4y agoIt also detracts from the main point, which is this could happen to someone, but, since it’s hypothetical, makes it sounds a lot more unrealistic. The "fireproof but not lightning-proof" safe gave me pause, for example.
- dmm 4y ago> safety deposit box A firesafe in a friend or relative's basement is a much better choice. Safety deposit boxes regularly get lost, tossed, or sold and the banks have very little liabilty. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/19/business/safe-deposit-box-theft.html https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/19/business/safe-deposit-box...
- loloquwowndueo 4y agoOnly given how the article assumes everything burned down, your friends house would also have been struck by freak lightning of doom.
- the_af 4y ago> A firesafe in a friend or relative's basement is a much better choice The article addresses these options and why they are not ideal either. Also, one thought experiment I just came up with: how many of your friends are you willing to let store their pendrives in your basement's firesafe? How often would you be comfortable with your friends coming to your home to update their pendrives?
- Aeolun 4y agoThe only thing that needs to be on this pendrive is the master password to the password vault and a separate yubikey.
- foobarian 4y agoWhat is the fascination with pendrives? Can't it be a piece of paper?
- ridgered4 4y agoI suppose they might want to encrypt a pendrive in case it was stolen from the friends housse. But you could do something similar with a piece of paper. Pendrives aren't known for storing particularly well over the long term so they probably aren't a great choice anyway.
- bluGill 4y ago> or perhaps in the event of your death, is something you may also consider. When my dad died we were glad that he had most of his passwords written down. There are a lot of things like the electric bill that we didn't know if he had paid yet or not, and other bills that are entirely paperless that we have have no idea about. Mom would hate to have something not paid just because we didn't know to pay it. There is a lot of paperwork to get access to accounts after someone dies and that takes time. (dad donated his body to science so that added a couple months before we could even start the paperwork) Unfortunately there was one account we knew he had (because it showed up in quicken) and an IRA with most of his money, but it took us several months to figure out what bank it was at. Please don't do this to your family: write down all your accounts and their passwords in a safe place that someone trusted will look. (I need to take my own advice)
- ryandrake 4y agoAnyone who acts as the "head of their household" and manages the family's finances, pays the bills, and manages the day to day home ops, do your heirs a favor and write out a Death Book[1] today, that contains all your various accounts, passwords, copies of important documents, and so on. PRINT IT OUT and put it in a safe or other secure place. I recently had two acquaintances who died pretty suddenly and young-ish (in their 40s). One was prepared and had his shit together, and it helped his family more easily pick up the pieces while they grieved. The other one did NOT have his shit together at all, and the result was even more stress and phone calls piled on to his family during an already difficult time. 1: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/to-help-your-heirs-write-a-death-book-2013-02-26 https://www.marketwatch.com/story/to-help-your-heirs-write-a...
- Johnny555 4y agoGood advice - tracking down all of dad's account information was very laborious after he passed away - we found an insurance policy that covered my mom that I assume he didn't know about since he never made a claim. We have our list printed and locked in a firesafe (which is bolted to the floor and not easy to find for a thief), as well as electronically in a shared 1Password vault shared between my wife and I. My sister (and executor of our will) knows that the paper is in the fire safe, just in case something disastrous happens to both my wife and I. They'll need a locksmith to get in the safe though.
- tgsovlerkhgsel 4y ago> Second, if you had actually suffered such a loss, your digital life would hopefully be the last thing on your mind It isn't though. Access to your digital resources is vital to recover from the loss. You need an e-mail address to arrange contractors, you need your contact list to reach out to friends for help, you need access to your bank accounts, your cloud-stored scans of your ID cards, ...
- reaperducer 4y agoYou need an e-mail address to arrange contractors No. People have been trained to think they need an e-mail address for real-life things, but they don't. I had a roof replaced in my last place, which involved multiple contractors and insurance companies. No e-mail. No text messaging involved. I recently moved to a new city, and setting up utilities, dry cleaning service, parking garage, etc... probably involved a dozen new accounts. I gave my e-mail address to none of them. Depending on the disposition of the provider, I either told them I hadn't set up e-mail yet since I moved, or just a flat "no." you need your contact list to reach out to friends for help If you're over 40, you can remember the days when it was perfectly ordinary to remember the phone numbers for dozens and dozens of people and businesses. These days, we've allowed computers to think and remember for us (hello, Stackoverflow!) so we don't have to. Memory is a normal skill that many people have lost or neglected. you need access to your bank accounts That's why it's important to have your bank accounts with an actual bank, with actual branches, and actual human beings to help you when human being things go wrong in the real world. your cloud-stored scans of your ID cards I can't even wrap my brain around why you'd trust information this important to a rental computer a thousand miles away. "Everything digital" is a marketing tool. In reality, it only works when it works. When things go wrong, digital shows its fragility.
- basisword 4y ago>> If you're over 40, you can remember the days when it was perfectly ordinary to remember the phone numbers for dozens and dozens of people and businesses. These days, we've allowed computers to think and remember for us (hello, Stackoverflow!) so we don't have to. Memory is a normal skill that many people have lost or neglected. Heck, if you're over 30 you remember this. The problem though is that you remembered those numbers because you dialled them frequently from memory (and, at least in my location, landline numbers were much shorter than cell phone numbers). If you're not doing this on your smartphone you're never going to be able to remember the numbers. e.g. I can remember all of my childhood friends home phone numbers. I can't remember my partners cell phone number. I recently considered getting an analogue phone book and noting down all the numbers in my smartphone contacts book just in case I ever lost access to the digital version.
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- mid-kid 4y agoCan't agree more with the last paragraph. Not too long ago, due to my keyboard breaking, I was forced to type my password manager's master password on an unfamiliar keyboard with an unfamiliar layout, and I just blanked. I type it frequently enough on my phone, so I tried typing it there too, but probably due to a combination of mild distress and actively trying to think about what I was typing I couldn't do it there either. I eventually decided to try again later and later that day I managed to type it correctly. Rest assured, this situation probably sounds as bizarre as it felt. Randomly forgetting something I type every day isn't something I had considered a possibility until then. Maybe a password without as many non-alphanumeric characters would've aided in avoiding this situation, but I get the feeling it could've happened with any muscle-memoried password.
- grog454 4y agoI had a similar problem once. I normally use the dvorak layout but was on a qwerty keyboard. I don't remember exactly why, but I had to muscle-memory type the password as if the keyboard was dvorak and manually remap the characters using an image of a dovrak layout on top of a qwerty keyboard.
- frostwarrior 4y agoMy approach to that is to follow xkcd advice with an emergency password which looks less like a random string but more like a real world phrase. I try to use my local language and some obscure local slang to avoid being guessed by an international dictionary.
- Sohcahtoa82 4y ago> My approach to that is to follow xkcd advice with an emergency password which looks less like a random string but more like a real world phrase. Yeah, for my master password, I use a slightly misheard line from an episode of a 90's TV show. Googling my misheard version in quotes only gets 6 hits, and it's 30 characters long, so very unlikely to get cracked even without replacing letters with symbols or adding a suffix.
- philistine 4y agoI have a recovery code for my iCloud written down on a piece of paper, in an envelope marked for my wife in case of emergency, in my office at work. There is nothing written on that piece of paper but the code. It's not perfect security, but it's my security blanket in case my house burns down with my phone in it and I need to rebuild my whole house of cards.
- codetrotter 4y ago> the “thing you know” could also be at risk. I realize this the older I get. Years ago, when I was in university, I had a couple of machines in my room running FreeBSD with full-disk encryption. These machines were powered on for a few months without reboots until one day when the power went out. Having not typed in the password in months, and at the time using the kind of passwords consisting of long word with a lot of numeric and symbolic substitutions, I was unable to decrypt the disks of my machines. I lost a fair bit of data that day, but it taught me a valuable lesson. These days, any passwords that I use for full disk encryption I make sure to 1. Regularly use. Meaning I’ll reboot machines and retype the passwords on a regular basis. Likewise, I connect external encrypted disks on a regular basis and decrypt them with their passwords. 2. Use pass phrases with many words but without any numbers or special characters. See also https://github.com/ctsrc/Pgen https://github.com/ctsrc/Pgen (For websites etc I use a password manager.)
- bombcar 4y agoThis is where risk assessment comes into play - people often consider it "evaluate the attackers and how to prevent them" but risks include many things; hardware failures, memory failures, human memory failures, etc. And one of the biggest risks with encryption is data loss if passphrase are forgotten - using encryption usually involves considering that data loss is better than data exposure - which is obviously true for things like passwords (you'd rather forget your bank's password than have it exposed, because you can reset it) but not necessarily true for other data. This can lead to things like encrypted systems but storing the off-site backups unencrypted because they're off-line and the only real risk is theft. Again, depends on what the data is.
- kibwen 4y agoThis is why Android requires users to type their PIN once a week, even if you use biometric authentication. It's an essential practice that needs to be the norm for any biometric auth.
- fmajid 4y agoA stroke can happen at any age.
- dspillett 4y ago> Finding a secure way to store a master password in the event you cannot recall it, Currently my master credentials are on an old USB stick (a Yubikey device that I got in an offer, though I only use it to type the long password as if it were a keyboard) and printed (plain and as a QR to save typing issues) & stored well away from the things they secure. The printed copies have the lot, the USB version requires a prefix which I remember. This may seem risky (the old on-a-post-it-under-the-keyboard issue) but for my online backing and other key stuff the key risk is my password store which is secured by one of those master keys, and its main risk is someone remote getting access to both the key DB and the passphrase and it is properly air-gap secure against that. Similar for the encryption keys for local storage and off-site backups. > or perhaps in the event of your death This is a concern I've not at all addressed in my plans. The basics will be putting details in my will for how things should be accessed, but those details need to be both secure from inappropriate access and easy for th eright people to access when the time comes. Though as I have nothing much to leave to anyone that isn't too big a concern yet… The halfway point is a bigger matter that I (and many others) really should address: what if I'm incapacitated temporarily or otherwise? Someone may need access to my stuff to sort a great many things while I can't. We've had an issue with this with my mother who due to dementia can't even sign her name, so neither she nor my dad couldn't access an account that was only in her name without a huge rigmarole of paperwork and assessments to sort out power of attorney. We've since got things sorted in advance of further problems (myself and my brothers set up with joint PoA so if something happens to him too we can sort what needs sorting more easily) but I have nothing like that setup for myself for either life stuff or technical stuff (or the things that are both). I'm in good health as far as I know, but I'm not getting any younger (this year I'm on the cusp of leaving "the low 40s") and I've seen unpleasantly final things happen to people who were similarly good health as far as they knew.
- LazyEvaluation 4y agoI'm a big fan of all lower case phrases as passwords now for this reason. Something like "this is my password there are many like it but this one is mine my password is my best friend it is my life I must master it as I must master my life". Very easy to remember. Very easy to type. Very hard to crack. Cheers.
- vikingerik 4y agoWhat do you do for a service that demands uppercase letters, numerals, special characters, and no spaces?
- LazyEvaluation 4y agoSure, I have to deal with password requirements when they're a thing. But for things under my control, like my encrypted drives, I do super long lower case letters as per my example.
- fencepost 4y agoThis is also very relevant for family or trusted access. We had a hell of a time after my father had a stroke (recovered now) even though I had access to his computers and KeePass database - he had plenty of things where phone access was needed but nobody knew his unlock pin and it was required to reactivate fingerprint unlock.
- kodah 4y agoBuilding on the last paragraph, I keep my root PGP key on an encrypted USB drive. There's several files that are encrypted by the root key, but they're mostly like password manager recovery phrases as well as things like my birth certificate, social security number, and various government IDs I've used. There are two copies of this USB, one travels with me at all times, the other is securely stored and accessed twice a year to ensure it's still performing. Both USB keys have fuses that will blow if opened up. This makes it so that for the rest of my life I will remember one password. Passwords can also be made more memorable. For instance, because a password manager remembers the rest of my passwords, I made this one what I call a "pattern password". On a US keyboard I could type it in seconds without looking, but it would be too complex to guess.
- anonymousiam 4y agoIt took me about 30 seconds to ask the question: If he's locked out of his digital life, how did he post the story to his blog? From that point on I knew it was hypothetical, but it was still a good read and raises important issues.
- rambojazz 4y agoWhere does it say that it's hypothetical?
- collinmanderson 4y ago"please rest assured that my home is still standing" at the very end. I missed this myself.