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Snort is the hardest piece of software I've ever had to set up. Took me about a week to get a toy system up and running and detecting the suspect traffic I was
by SonOfLilit 4y ago
Snort is the hardest piece of software I've ever had to set up. Took me about a week to get a toy system up and running and detecting the suspect traffic I was sending it (I was a dev with maybe 5 years of professional experience at the time, and was considered a linux and security expert).
My friend once got "install snort" as a take-home test for a customer support role (I'm guessing the interviewer never tried). We laughed so hard that it ended up with us recording a parody song about it.
My favorite lines, translated to English, go:
If someone disses me on mIRC
I immediately counter-attaRC
I go and hack into his host
I see his host is "localhost"
He tries to counterhack my box
I catch him with Snort
Yes, yes, Snort is good... I install it on my machine and on _his_ comp too!
- metadat 4y ago> If someone disses me on mIRC > I immediately counter-attaRC This is a good stanza! For the non-IRC people, mIRC is often pronounced "merk", rhymes with "jerk".
- SonOfLilit 4y agoI mean, it's a 2:30am translation of a Hebrew original. In Hebrew we pronounce it meerk, and the word for counterattack ends in -zeer, so the line ends -zeerk which rhymes well with meerk.
- IshKebab 4y agoIt's not a good stanza in English. I think you misunderstood somehow.