...just because people can't install quake on their locked down corporate greybox nightmare rectangle they are forced to stare at all day while wearing somethin

...just because people can't install quake on their locked down corporate greybox nightmare rectangle they are forced to stare at all day while wearing something approximating a suit while being constantly bullied and a cool hack is to take the supplied corporate greybox software and hack it into a game you can share via email with fellow humans at the bottom of the glass tower caste-system. At least that, along with a total and passionate refusal to "just print out and enter the data with the keyboard" is why I learned to program and chose excel VBA a couple of decades back. Then came a redhat CD on the cover of a magazine because windows95 sucked so badly I was willing to try anything else, but that's another chapter... We've all got our origin stories!! :-)