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But I also have Victory Squirrels taking one bite out of each tomato and moving on...

• SaintGhurka 4y ago
  That's your livestock.
  • mbg721 4y ago
    I'ma need a smaller lasso.
• Scoundreller 4y ago
  I call those sauce or soup tomatoes.
  • namdnay 4y ago
    If you're fast enough you can get the ingredients for tomato sauce and meatballs at the same time :)
  • mellavora 4y ago
    edit. sauce or soup meat.
• deleted 4y ago
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• jahewson 4y ago
  You need to get a Victory Cat.
  • mbg721 4y ago
    I actually have two, but the terms of their adoption require that the full extent of the victory be confined indoors. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for a kneading cat-doughnut on a cold day.
  • corrral 4y ago
    The country folk solution's a Victory .22 and a bored child who can aim OK.
    • flubert 4y ago
      https://www.smith-wesson.com/product/sw22-victory https://www.smith-wesson.com/product/sw22-victory
  • aksss 4y ago
    Or literally a Victory air rifle.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bMqnjv2RE https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bMqnjv2RE
• MrFantastic 4y ago
  It's probably slugs and not squirrels. Slugs will eat 1/2 a tomato in a night.
• sophacles 4y ago
  The squirrels are generally not in it for the tomato, what they really want is the water in the tomato. A lot of people (myself included) have eliminated or reduced the problem by having a birdbath or water display near the garden.