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This is a really funny read for a Friday morning. It should play an MP3 of a line cook in a busy diner shouting, "Order up!", and then he can stick it on a rot

This is a really funny read for a Friday morning. It should play an MP3 of a line cook in a busy diner shouting, "Order up!", and then he can stick it on a rotating order wheel hanging above his desk. EDIT: One of these things: https://www.webstaurantstore.com/choice-stainless-steel-order-wheel-ticket-holder-16-clips-with-pedestal-base/176CHKWHL16.html https://www.webstaurantstore.com/choice-stainless-steel-orde...

jasonwatkinspdx 5y ago
A friend shared this, and my response then was that the author should go tell his plan to a line cook and see what response he gets :P For those who haven't been around kitchen culture, it's common to joke about having nightmares about the sound of the ticket printer.
- nescioquid 5y ago
  Is the sound objectionable or do you mean that it triggers a conditioned response?
  - jasonwatkinspdx 5y ago
    Both. When a kitchen gets slammed by a sudden rush of customers, the way the kitchen hears it is the printer going brrr.
anamexis 5y ago
I hope he at least has one of those receipt spikes to stick it on when the issue is closed.
- pottertheotter 5y ago
  Those things always drive me crazy. Something about having a metal spike sticking up from a counter. Although I’ve always had problems with sharp corners. For instance, if I’m reading in a chair and there’s a small table next to me and the corner is sharp, I can’t handle it and have to cover it (like set a book so it’s hanging over the edge). It bugs my eyes for some reason. Same if I’m watching TV and there’s furniture with sharp corners near the TV. I really hate that this affects me so much, so mostly sharing in case someone else deals with this or knows what’s going on.
  - kqr 5y ago
    I had a friend in elementary school who suffered from the same thing. He never mentioned table corners, but he definitely requested that you don't hold pencils with the pointy bit up if you sit next to him. Sounds like it sucks. Take care of yourself!
- aschmelyun 5y ago
  I've already been looking at kitchen rails to hang above my desk lol https://www.amazon.com/Winco-Order-Rack-Aluminium-24/dp/B01EREG5BC/ref=sr_1_3 https://www.amazon.com/Winco-Order-Rack-Aluminium-24/dp/B01E...
AdmiralAsshat 5y ago
I'm sure the diner frycook would love to be able to send back every burger order he got with "Closed; won't fix".
- RankingMember 5y ago
  "Not a bug...a hair"
otterley 5y ago
Have you been inside a Domino's franchise when they get a new order? Their order systems play a happy tune.

jasonwatkinspdx 5y ago

A friend shared this, and my response then was that the author should go tell his plan to a line cook and see what response he gets :P For those who haven't been around kitchen culture, it's common to joke about having nightmares about the sound of the ticket printer.

nescioquid 5y ago
Is the sound objectionable or do you mean that it triggers a conditioned response?
- jasonwatkinspdx 5y ago
  Both. When a kitchen gets slammed by a sudden rush of customers, the way the kitchen hears it is the printer going brrr.

anamexis 5y ago

I hope he at least has one of those receipt spikes to stick it on when the issue is closed.

pottertheotter 5y ago
Those things always drive me crazy. Something about having a metal spike sticking up from a counter. Although I’ve always had problems with sharp corners. For instance, if I’m reading in a chair and there’s a small table next to me and the corner is sharp, I can’t handle it and have to cover it (like set a book so it’s hanging over the edge). It bugs my eyes for some reason. Same if I’m watching TV and there’s furniture with sharp corners near the TV. I really hate that this affects me so much, so mostly sharing in case someone else deals with this or knows what’s going on.
- kqr 5y ago
  I had a friend in elementary school who suffered from the same thing. He never mentioned table corners, but he definitely requested that you don't hold pencils with the pointy bit up if you sit next to him. Sounds like it sucks. Take care of yourself!
aschmelyun 5y ago
I've already been looking at kitchen rails to hang above my desk lol https://www.amazon.com/Winco-Order-Rack-Aluminium-24/dp/B01EREG5BC/ref=sr_1_3 https://www.amazon.com/Winco-Order-Rack-Aluminium-24/dp/B01E...

AdmiralAsshat 5y ago

I'm sure the diner frycook would love to be able to send back every burger order he got with "Closed; won't fix".

RankingMember 5y ago
"Not a bug...a hair"

otterley 5y ago

Have you been inside a Domino's franchise when they get a new order? Their order systems play a happy tune.