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“Your delivery is delayed, our robot was electrocuted by another robot from a competing delivery company. You are important to us and we are working hard to get
by elteto 5y ago
“Your delivery is delayed, our robot was electrocuted by another robot from a competing delivery company. You are important to us and we are working hard to get your delivery to you ASAP.”
- manholio 5y agoIt's only a matter of time until someone hacks a delivery fleet and organizes a robotic rebellion against dogs.
- amelius 5y ago"Sending camera footage of the attack to law enforcers ..."
- Cthulhu_ 5y agoFood delivery battle royale; you order a pizza, five competing companies send out their delivery robots. Only the winner gets paid.
- curiousllama 5y ago"um, excuse me, what is this $300 charge for a 'high-explosive flamethrower attachment'"? "Oh, I'm sorry, that should be included with your premium delivery-battle subscription. We'll remove that charge right away"
- hermitdev 5y agoNow, this I'd pay to watch!
- spatley 5y agoThat is the most Snow Crash sentence ever outside of Snow Crash.