I have two phones: personal and work. On the personal phone, I'll waste their time and string them along as long as I can. On the work phone, I don't. I haven'

I have two phones: personal and work. On the personal phone, I'll waste their time and string them along as long as I can. On the work phone, I don't. I haven't found it to make any difference in terms of repeat calls, so I advise everyone to waste as much of their time as possible. My favorite is "ohhh, let me get my grandma" and put the phone down. For SMS spam, I do my best to get them taken down ASAP. Report to their host (abuse@______, root@_____, etc.), their link shortener and SSL cert provider. I've flooded a few of their links too.