At least it’s a thing you bought. I wanted to sell a thing, so I went onto newegg to copy the description and paste it into my eBay listing and I got ads follow

At least it’s a thing you bought. I wanted to sell a thing, so I went onto newegg to copy the description and paste it into my eBay listing and I got ads following me around the internet to buy the thing for weeks. Like, I’m the opposite of interested in buying it, I’m trying to get rid of it.