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You should've played the game and claimed you've never said what HR says you've said and in fact (here goes the distraction part of the lie) you heard another g

by akomtu 5y ago

You should've played the game and claimed you've never said what HR says you've said and in fact (here goes the distraction part of the lie) you heard another guy was talking about pizza, so HR must've overheard that conversation and misremembered the details.

winrid 5y ago
The problem is the manager would probably start with "did you have a pizza stolen?" without mentioning HR
- akomtu 5y ago
  From this question alone you could figure who's trying to backstab you.
- psd1 5y ago
  The stolen item needs to slightly vary in each telling. Catch a mole 101.
  - greedo 5y ago
    They'll have to call it the "Pizza Trap" instead of the Canary Trap...