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Oh don’t you worry, I verbally abuse most computers and software, regardless of their gender.
by pwdisswordfish0 5y ago
Oh don’t you worry, I verbally abuse most computers and software, regardless of their gender.
- kbelder 5y agoI'm very nice to Alexa, but my wife tears her a new one almost every day.
- horsawlarway 5y agoI was nice until it started to advertise "new features I might like" after every third thing I ask... "Alexa - set an alarm for 8:00am tomorrow" "Alarm set for 8:00am tomorrow morning. Would you like me set an..." "Fucking no. ALEXA - shut up" "... alarm for this time all week?" --- "Alexa, set a timer for 5 minutes" "5 minute timer set. Did you know you can give..." "ALEXA! Shut the fuck up." "...timers a name? Then you can refer to them by name." --- "Alexa, is it going to rain today?" "There is a 30% chance of precipitation today. Would you like me to read..." "Alexa.... no. please just stop talking." "you the weather results for the rest of this week?"
- hulitu 5y ago"I see that you don't have a wife. Do you need assistance with that." Clippy set a precedent. Things will only get worse.