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This is still too common in network equipment, server names, and project names. So you need to know if some obscure name is the name of a star, galaxy, or a ne

This is still too common in network equipment, server names, and project names. So you need to know if some obscure name is the name of a star, galaxy, or a nebula, in order to know if it's a router, firewall, or server. Still better than naming shit after greek philosophers.

arethuza 5y ago
It was practically mandatory in the days when Sun workstations were popular for them to have astronomical names. I thought I was being quite daring when the lab where I worked got a load of DEC Alpha workstations and I named them after Martian surface features as I'd just read Red Mars.
- jjgreen 5y ago
  I worked at a place which had macho weather names for the Suns: "storm", "tempest" etc. I and another chap who started at the same time thought this was all rather silly, so we named ours "drizzle" and "damp"; this made the greybeards mutter somewhat.
  - arethuza 5y ago
    As a Scot I have to say that "dreich" would be a pretty good name for a machine ;-)
- TheOtherHobbes 5y ago
  In the 70s it was somewhat mandatory to name CS research computers after characters and locations from Lord of the Rings. But there's still a difference between SET HOST RIVENDELL and naming all your variables after hobbits.
  - arethuza 5y ago
    In the mid 1980s the CS department I was at was fond of High-Level Hardware Orion minicomputers which were named after deities starting with "O": Ormazd being the one I can remember... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HLH_Orion https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HLH_Orion
kayodelycaon 5y ago
It’s kind of fun to have a few weird names. My laptops have fun names. Right now I have “Okavango Delta” and “Phoenix”. All of my WiFi networks begin with Aardvark (shows up first in the network list) and all of my iOS devices are Aardwolf (shows up after Aardvark when used as a hotspot).
- moron4hire 5y ago
  When I hotspot my phone in public, I give it the SSID "FBI Surveillance Substation 3".
- ehnto 5y ago
  I worked at a company where all the server names were named after mountains. I totally get it for things that have no meaningful name possible. "Server Three" doesn't actually give you much information, I already know it's a server, and them being numerically ordered adds nothing either. So why not be fun with it. Variable names on the other hand can carry a lot of information, and naming them arbitrarily misses that opportunity for clarity.
  - marssaxman 5y ago
    I also worked at a company where all the machines were named after mountains! The company was named MountainGate, so this was probably unavoidable. "Dana" and "Tresidder" sat on my desk.
  - knorker 5y ago
    Nobody wants to spell empedokles at 4am. And if you're not the person who has to deal with this problem, then you are a dick to whoever does, if you name a server something like this. "server three" actually does give you information. It's a server. Not a router. Not a firewall. Not a load balancer. Not a desktop. Not a laptop. Not your HSM. Not the telco gear. Etc... etc... If "well I don't have any of those things", then sure, whatever. If you have three servers, then it doesn't matter. But then you grow a bit. And now you have 20 servers, and kinda matters that you have a pattern that IS NOT "greek vs roman gods", but maybe "diskfulls" and "CPU-monsters". At a previous company we named these "db<n>" and "quick<n>". And did not reuse numbers, because then we could also infer the hardware generation (lower number means older hardware). db<n> wasn't even running any relational database. We could have named them "storage<n>", and it wouldn't have made a difference to the fact that the name was incredibly useful. Sometimes you can save the company your entire year's salary by reducing an outage by the few minutes not making typos or misunderstanding about "is this part of prod or not?". Communication is important, and coming up with the "funniest" name is not so funny when the site is down and you're trying to figure out the problem.
avian 5y ago
Sometimes it's little freedoms like that that help you get through your workday. Sitting logged in to server00831 from laptop firstlastname2016 all days is just soulcrushing.
- knorker 5y ago
  It's one thing when you have pets, another when you have cattle. A traceroute showing herodotus? Magellanic? Jesus fucking christ I can't even spell that into google to find out if it's a router or a firewall. I've worked at places like that and I can't figure out if the other people in the company hate each other, are super elitist (oh, you don't know who herodotus was? Did you even take ancient greek history at your public school?), or are some sort of double agent productivity saboteur. I find it extremely disrespectful to get in the way of other people getting shit done, and some of these names are about as funny as wiping a colleague's hard drive (containing all their work in progress) for fun. Don't make me spell empedokles when everything's on fire at 4am. That's insanely disrespectful. You have three servers? Go nuts. You have at least 831 (per your example)? A thousand servers and your servers are still pets? I'd request a mandate to fix what is clearly broken culture and infrastructure, or quit. At 4am the funny name is a joke at your expense, and shows that whoever named this machine does not respect you.
  - sumtechguy 5y ago
    You can go on the other end of the extreme with this. One dude we hired came in and started immediately yelling about the naming convention of 3 machines. How unprofessional it was. This was when renaming a machine was kind of a pain, and reinstalling took 2-3 hours (plus patches). "you want it fixed you reinstall them" (they were never fixed). We were naming them after cartoon characters. He refused to install any machines himself and would regularly rename half the vars in a project because 'they did not feel right'. One time he spent 2 hours ranting about a comment in the code that was a movie quote that fit what was going on. The next box he wanted but would not install himself was named Kyle after the whiny char from south park. When it came time to scale to about 200 machines I chose a convention that made sense (something like city-rack-machinetype-number) and could help someone find the box quickly. He still did not like it and wanted to still rename them all.
rendall 5y ago
We name all devices on our home network after fictional computers. MU-TH-UR 6000, HAL 9000, Multivac, Deep Thought, Earth, etc
- arethuza 5y ago
  I hope you'll be moving on to Culture ship names... https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_spacecraft https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_spacecraft I guess Minds count as "fictional computers" ;-)
bsenftner 5y ago
In the 80's at Boston University, some CS labs had their own small computer networks, plus various devices like tape readers, film scanners and such. The naming convention was aquatic life. Mainframes were named after species of whales. Called minicomputers then, we call them servers now, were named after species of shark. The Thinking Machine at MIT was aliased to be a killer whale. And the various output devices like printers were named after common edible fish, while the input devices like film scanners were named after edible sea plants. We had one special minicomputer that had special hardware (of the day) that did dot products in hardware, the CPU had a dot product op code (it was a Celerity), and that was named 'dolphin' - the only system with a general name rather than a specific species. I still think/visualize aquatic life when I envision a network.
- ranko 5y ago
  There's a nice RFC on machine naming - https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1178 https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1178 - but sadly the practice of giving machines memorable and distinctive names has largely died out at workplaces.

arethuza 5y ago

It was practically mandatory in the days when Sun workstations were popular for them to have astronomical names. I thought I was being quite daring when the lab where I worked got a load of DEC Alpha workstations and I named them after Martian surface features as I'd just read Red Mars.

jjgreen 5y ago
I worked at a place which had macho weather names for the Suns: "storm", "tempest" etc. I and another chap who started at the same time thought this was all rather silly, so we named ours "drizzle" and "damp"; this made the greybeards mutter somewhat.
- arethuza 5y ago
  As a Scot I have to say that "dreich" would be a pretty good name for a machine ;-)
TheOtherHobbes 5y ago
In the 70s it was somewhat mandatory to name CS research computers after characters and locations from Lord of the Rings. But there's still a difference between SET HOST RIVENDELL and naming all your variables after hobbits.
- arethuza 5y ago
  In the mid 1980s the CS department I was at was fond of High-Level Hardware Orion minicomputers which were named after deities starting with "O": Ormazd being the one I can remember... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HLH_Orion https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HLH_Orion

kayodelycaon 5y ago

It’s kind of fun to have a few weird names. My laptops have fun names. Right now I have “Okavango Delta” and “Phoenix”. All of my WiFi networks begin with Aardvark (shows up first in the network list) and all of my iOS devices are Aardwolf (shows up after Aardvark when used as a hotspot).

moron4hire 5y ago
When I hotspot my phone in public, I give it the SSID "FBI Surveillance Substation 3".
ehnto 5y ago
I worked at a company where all the server names were named after mountains. I totally get it for things that have no meaningful name possible. "Server Three" doesn't actually give you much information, I already know it's a server, and them being numerically ordered adds nothing either. So why not be fun with it. Variable names on the other hand can carry a lot of information, and naming them arbitrarily misses that opportunity for clarity.
- marssaxman 5y ago
  I also worked at a company where all the machines were named after mountains! The company was named MountainGate, so this was probably unavoidable. "Dana" and "Tresidder" sat on my desk.
- knorker 5y ago
  Nobody wants to spell empedokles at 4am. And if you're not the person who has to deal with this problem, then you are a dick to whoever does, if you name a server something like this. "server three" actually does give you information. It's a server. Not a router. Not a firewall. Not a load balancer. Not a desktop. Not a laptop. Not your HSM. Not the telco gear. Etc... etc... If "well I don't have any of those things", then sure, whatever. If you have three servers, then it doesn't matter. But then you grow a bit. And now you have 20 servers, and kinda matters that you have a pattern that IS NOT "greek vs roman gods", but maybe "diskfulls" and "CPU-monsters". At a previous company we named these "db<n>" and "quick<n>". And did not reuse numbers, because then we could also infer the hardware generation (lower number means older hardware). db<n> wasn't even running any relational database. We could have named them "storage<n>", and it wouldn't have made a difference to the fact that the name was incredibly useful. Sometimes you can save the company your entire year's salary by reducing an outage by the few minutes not making typos or misunderstanding about "is this part of prod or not?". Communication is important, and coming up with the "funniest" name is not so funny when the site is down and you're trying to figure out the problem.

avian 5y ago

Sometimes it's little freedoms like that that help you get through your workday. Sitting logged in to server00831 from laptop firstlastname2016 all days is just soulcrushing.

knorker 5y ago
It's one thing when you have pets, another when you have cattle. A traceroute showing herodotus? Magellanic? Jesus fucking christ I can't even spell that into google to find out if it's a router or a firewall. I've worked at places like that and I can't figure out if the other people in the company hate each other, are super elitist (oh, you don't know who herodotus was? Did you even take ancient greek history at your public school?), or are some sort of double agent productivity saboteur. I find it extremely disrespectful to get in the way of other people getting shit done, and some of these names are about as funny as wiping a colleague's hard drive (containing all their work in progress) for fun. Don't make me spell empedokles when everything's on fire at 4am. That's insanely disrespectful. You have three servers? Go nuts. You have at least 831 (per your example)? A thousand servers and your servers are still pets? I'd request a mandate to fix what is clearly broken culture and infrastructure, or quit. At 4am the funny name is a joke at your expense, and shows that whoever named this machine does not respect you.
- sumtechguy 5y ago
  You can go on the other end of the extreme with this. One dude we hired came in and started immediately yelling about the naming convention of 3 machines. How unprofessional it was. This was when renaming a machine was kind of a pain, and reinstalling took 2-3 hours (plus patches). "you want it fixed you reinstall them" (they were never fixed). We were naming them after cartoon characters. He refused to install any machines himself and would regularly rename half the vars in a project because 'they did not feel right'. One time he spent 2 hours ranting about a comment in the code that was a movie quote that fit what was going on. The next box he wanted but would not install himself was named Kyle after the whiny char from south park. When it came time to scale to about 200 machines I chose a convention that made sense (something like city-rack-machinetype-number) and could help someone find the box quickly. He still did not like it and wanted to still rename them all.

rendall 5y ago

We name all devices on our home network after fictional computers. MU-TH-UR 6000, HAL 9000, Multivac, Deep Thought, Earth, etc

arethuza 5y ago
I hope you'll be moving on to Culture ship names... https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_spacecraft https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_spacecraft I guess Minds count as "fictional computers" ;-)

bsenftner 5y ago

In the 80's at Boston University, some CS labs had their own small computer networks, plus various devices like tape readers, film scanners and such. The naming convention was aquatic life. Mainframes were named after species of whales. Called minicomputers then, we call them servers now, were named after species of shark. The Thinking Machine at MIT was aliased to be a killer whale. And the various output devices like printers were named after common edible fish, while the input devices like film scanners were named after edible sea plants. We had one special minicomputer that had special hardware (of the day) that did dot products in hardware, the CPU had a dot product op code (it was a Celerity), and that was named 'dolphin' - the only system with a general name rather than a specific species. I still think/visualize aquatic life when I envision a network.

ranko 5y ago
There's a nice RFC on machine naming - https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1178 https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1178 - but sadly the practice of giving machines memorable and distinctive names has largely died out at workplaces.