> and not how to shampoo a carpet? Because carpet is out of style. Engineered hardwood is where it’s at. And besides, nobody shampoos carpet. People just let

> and not how to shampoo a carpet? Because carpet is out of style. Engineered hardwood is where it’s at. And besides, nobody shampoos carpet. People just let it soak up our dead skin cells, oil, and the occasional spill. Spraying an equal amount from each of the unidentified bottles found under the sink aught to clean the apartment right up. She’ll never know