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I gotta say, COVID releases new features faster than a lot of teams do.
by crate_barre 5y ago
I gotta say, COVID releases new features faster than a lot of teams do.
- SketchySeaBeast 5y agoWhich is funny because I've heard that feature branching isn't the cool way to go about things now.
- samus 5y agoCovid is very effective at merging, so branching is not an issue at all. Low accuracy just means more bugs^H^H^H^H features!
- robbintt 5y agoCovid uses trunk based development.
- contingencies 5y agoThat's funny I could swear it was a massively parallel, globally distributed, fitness-based genetic evolution with a singular survival goal.
- cblconfederate 5y agocounterintuitively, the larger it becomes, the more features it releases. This genius solved the scaling problem
- funtimes323 5y agoWell when you pump and dump things like Delta you got to keep pumping/dumping. I mean - what else is going to get everyone cattle herded into the concentration camps. Australia is the country with balls to arrest its own citizens for the crime of testing positive and stuffing them into concentration camps. Only fascists wear masks. Only fascists are vaxxers. Only fascists inflict violence on people with 'vaccines' that have killed hundreds of thousands of people from heart attacks. GET FUCKED VAXXERS! I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE!
- trhway 5y agothus to slow down and potentially bring the virus into complete disarray and stop it in its tracks we need to force the virus into the Six Sigma Lean Agile Scrum process.
- chii 5y agoI guess genetic algorithms and very fast iteration times do wonders for releases!