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LOL, you know nothing about what I do. And it sounds like you have experience with "freshly written code that crashes multiple times a week for the first few ye

LOL, you know nothing about what I do. And it sounds like you have experience with "freshly written code that crashes multiple times a week for the first few years"... here's a hint, it's probably you and your development team to blame, not the JDK. Maybe you should quit being lazy, learn the new JDK APIs and features, and convert that POS legacy codebase into something that's not dependent upon a platform released 7 years ago. But then again, maybe you're not a competent enough developer to do so, so you blame the JDK developers instead.

DarkmSparks 5y ago
heres a real hint. Im in a yacht in the med, will fly my private helicopter home soon. I also dont want to know anything about you. Well done.
- stuff4ben 5y ago
  Sure you are buddy, keep dreaming. One day you'll learn enough Java to upgrade your POS legacy codebase so you're not on-call 24x7.
  - DarkmSparks 5y ago
    I really didnt need to know you live of the wrong side of the 24x7 oncall employment curve. But now that I do, i still have no interest in anything you think you know, you sound like the kind of dev I could replace with a 14 year old on $2 an hour.
    - stuff4ben 5y ago
      Hah! Good luck dude, I feel sorry for you and your POS app that you can't upgrade. Stuck on JDK8 for the rest of your life while the rest of us have moved on. Must suck doing legacy support for such an ancient app. And by the sounds of it, you must have been hiring those 14 year olds @ $2/hour. Kinda explains why you're in the mess you're in, hahahahaha!!!
      - DarkmSparks 5y ago
        Meanwhile, since you seem so interested, in the real world, even applications that run on windows 7 still get upgraded. Luckily I didnt, say, not do any java since jdk8 was released and instead waste my time on worthless, soul destroying bash scripts. If I did that, rather than linking you a 30 second youtube vid of my check ride last month https://youtu.be/K4F7Ll9PGfI https://youtu.be/K4F7Ll9PGfI I'd be the worthless POS instead of you. I dont feel sorry for you, you mostly make your own luck, and a quick check of your comment history suggests we both have the life we deserve.
        stuff4ben 5y ago
        I'm doing good over here, thanks for checking my comment history! Good luck to you dude, sounds like you need it.

DarkmSparks 5y ago

heres a real hint. Im in a yacht in the med, will fly my private helicopter home soon. I also dont want to know anything about you. Well done.

stuff4ben 5y ago
Sure you are buddy, keep dreaming. One day you'll learn enough Java to upgrade your POS legacy codebase so you're not on-call 24x7.
- DarkmSparks 5y ago
  I really didnt need to know you live of the wrong side of the 24x7 oncall employment curve. But now that I do, i still have no interest in anything you think you know, you sound like the kind of dev I could replace with a 14 year old on $2 an hour.
  - stuff4ben 5y ago
    Hah! Good luck dude, I feel sorry for you and your POS app that you can't upgrade. Stuck on JDK8 for the rest of your life while the rest of us have moved on. Must suck doing legacy support for such an ancient app. And by the sounds of it, you must have been hiring those 14 year olds @ $2/hour. Kinda explains why you're in the mess you're in, hahahahaha!!!
    - DarkmSparks 5y ago
      Meanwhile, since you seem so interested, in the real world, even applications that run on windows 7 still get upgraded. Luckily I didnt, say, not do any java since jdk8 was released and instead waste my time on worthless, soul destroying bash scripts. If I did that, rather than linking you a 30 second youtube vid of my check ride last month https://youtu.be/K4F7Ll9PGfI https://youtu.be/K4F7Ll9PGfI I'd be the worthless POS instead of you. I dont feel sorry for you, you mostly make your own luck, and a quick check of your comment history suggests we both have the life we deserve.
      - stuff4ben 5y ago
        I'm doing good over here, thanks for checking my comment history! Good luck to you dude, sounds like you need it.