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I did Google “how to invest $2 million” a few times from different devices to see how it would change my search history. It’s hard to tell systematically but m

I did Google “how to invest $2 million” a few times from different devices to see how it would change my search history. It’s hard to tell systematically but my YouTube ads became super douschey. And my iheartradio ads and Spotify ads were also related. Is there a site of funny search poisoning? Or a practical joke set of how many times you have to search “domestic abuse defense attorney” a friend’s phone to surprise them?

bobthepanda 5y ago
presumably, the people who seriously have $2M to invest are not just googling how to do it, so you may just be getting the set of ads for the people likely to actually put that in Google as far as practical jokes go, it would probably be a lot easier to sign up someone to an unsavory email list.
- prepend 5y ago
  > unsavory email list. Of course that too. It’s not exclusive with search poisoning. > $2million It seems that way in that it’s either stupid advertisers that think rich people Google that. Or people thinking there’s a mindset of get rich quick, crypto scams who Google that.
  - bobthepanda 5y ago
    > It’s not exclusive with search poisoning. Not to say that it is, but email lists being sold around is table stakes for advertising and search, so that might be faster and easier than trying to change ad results via search queries.
- yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago
  It might not be that focused; ~nobody with $2MM asks Google for investment advice, but "how to invest" and "how to invest to make millions" are searches worth targeting (and would match that search).
  - ljm 5y ago
    Rumour has it that Jeff Bezos AltaVista'd how to make 180 billion dollars before getting the idea to start Amazon.
    - laurent92 5y ago
      What response did it give? Where does the anecdote come from?
      - derac 5y ago
        it's a joke
    - amelius 5y ago
      I always thought he was doing it for ideological reasons.
- akomtu 5y ago
  Asking how to invest 2M probably means the "investor" has won money in a lottery and can be lured into "investing" them back into a casino.
- laurent92 5y ago
  > presumably, the people who seriously have $2M to invest are not just googling how to do it If I sell my startup in a few years, it would be worth 4-10m$, and I wonder what I might do with the money. I find it funny that you dismiss the idea of not knowing how to invest millions of dollars, but when you’ve worked all your life, you don’t have time to build a network of people who can receive your investment, and you’re not used to actually having this money outside of the startup vehicle. And given 86% of billionaires of this generation are first-generation, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were the same for millionaires. I keep hearing stories of: - Youtubers, - Startup founded, - Dropshipping, but not dropshippers, just people who sell services to gullible get-rich-quick dropshippers.
  - dheera 5y ago
    Most people that have that problem don't Google "How to invest $X million", they google for things like "best clean energy stocks" or "best index funds" or "should i buy Ethereum or Bitcoin" or "bay area financial advisors" or "angel investing getting started" etc.
    - bobthepanda 5y ago
      Yeah, I'm not saying that people who come into money are investing geniuses, but you will lose your money pretty quickly if you type in how much money you have into Google and click the first link promising a get even richer scheme.
  - dorkwood 5y ago
    If you get $10m aren't you, like, finished? You escaped the game. It's over. Why does investing matter anymore?
    - dimnsionofsound 5y ago
      So that your escape money doesn’t get eaten away by inflation. You could put it in a low-ish risk portfolio composed of some bonds, indexes, etc so that it continues to make some amount of money.
- biren34 5y ago
  Back in high school (pre-internet), we'd sign up a particular friend every time we saw one of the information collection boxes for 24 hour fitness. He could never figure out why they just wouldn't stop calling him
bombadilo 5y ago
Do you have adblockers or did you turn them off for this experiment? I would assume most people on HN have adblockers and other browser ad ons to prevent the malicious tracking that so many companies are hell bent on using. It's an anomaly for me to see any ads on my devices.
- prepend 5y ago
  I used chrome with no adblockers. I only use chrome for Google sites so I don’t bother with adblockers.
jobigoud 5y ago
There once was a website called ruinmysearchhistory.com that would open a new tab and launch many Google searches on unsavory terms. The original list of terms can still be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/4nc763/ruin_my_search_history_ruin_your_google_search/d42rn0v/ https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/4nc763...
CamperBob2 5y ago
Try Googling mesothelioma symptoms if you want to see how deep this particular rabbit hole goes (and cost some ambulance-chasing law firms some money while you're at it.)

bobthepanda 5y ago

presumably, the people who seriously have $2M to invest are not just googling how to do it, so you may just be getting the set of ads for the people likely to actually put that in Google as far as practical jokes go, it would probably be a lot easier to sign up someone to an unsavory email list.

prepend 5y ago
> unsavory email list. Of course that too. It’s not exclusive with search poisoning. > $2million It seems that way in that it’s either stupid advertisers that think rich people Google that. Or people thinking there’s a mindset of get rich quick, crypto scams who Google that.
- bobthepanda 5y ago
  > It’s not exclusive with search poisoning. Not to say that it is, but email lists being sold around is table stakes for advertising and search, so that might be faster and easier than trying to change ad results via search queries.
yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago
It might not be that focused; ~nobody with $2MM asks Google for investment advice, but "how to invest" and "how to invest to make millions" are searches worth targeting (and would match that search).
- ljm 5y ago
  Rumour has it that Jeff Bezos AltaVista'd how to make 180 billion dollars before getting the idea to start Amazon.
  - laurent92 5y ago
    What response did it give? Where does the anecdote come from?
    - derac 5y ago
      it's a joke
  - amelius 5y ago
    I always thought he was doing it for ideological reasons.
akomtu 5y ago
Asking how to invest 2M probably means the "investor" has won money in a lottery and can be lured into "investing" them back into a casino.
laurent92 5y ago
> presumably, the people who seriously have $2M to invest are not just googling how to do it If I sell my startup in a few years, it would be worth 4-10m$, and I wonder what I might do with the money. I find it funny that you dismiss the idea of not knowing how to invest millions of dollars, but when you’ve worked all your life, you don’t have time to build a network of people who can receive your investment, and you’re not used to actually having this money outside of the startup vehicle. And given 86% of billionaires of this generation are first-generation, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were the same for millionaires. I keep hearing stories of: - Youtubers, - Startup founded, - Dropshipping, but not dropshippers, just people who sell services to gullible get-rich-quick dropshippers.
- dheera 5y ago
  Most people that have that problem don't Google "How to invest $X million", they google for things like "best clean energy stocks" or "best index funds" or "should i buy Ethereum or Bitcoin" or "bay area financial advisors" or "angel investing getting started" etc.
  - bobthepanda 5y ago
    Yeah, I'm not saying that people who come into money are investing geniuses, but you will lose your money pretty quickly if you type in how much money you have into Google and click the first link promising a get even richer scheme.
- dorkwood 5y ago
  If you get $10m aren't you, like, finished? You escaped the game. It's over. Why does investing matter anymore?
  - dimnsionofsound 5y ago
    So that your escape money doesn’t get eaten away by inflation. You could put it in a low-ish risk portfolio composed of some bonds, indexes, etc so that it continues to make some amount of money.
biren34 5y ago
Back in high school (pre-internet), we'd sign up a particular friend every time we saw one of the information collection boxes for 24 hour fitness. He could never figure out why they just wouldn't stop calling him

bombadilo 5y ago

Do you have adblockers or did you turn them off for this experiment? I would assume most people on HN have adblockers and other browser ad ons to prevent the malicious tracking that so many companies are hell bent on using. It's an anomaly for me to see any ads on my devices.

prepend 5y ago
I used chrome with no adblockers. I only use chrome for Google sites so I don’t bother with adblockers.

jobigoud 5y ago

There once was a website called ruinmysearchhistory.com that would open a new tab and launch many Google searches on unsavory terms. The original list of terms can still be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/4nc763/ruin_my_search_history_ruin_your_google_search/d42rn0v/ https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/4nc763...

CamperBob2 5y ago

Try Googling mesothelioma symptoms if you want to see how deep this particular rabbit hole goes (and cost some ambulance-chasing law firms some money while you're at it.)