> If he had called on me I was going to get out of my chair and take two steps, grab my chest, drop to the floor and hope they called 911. Used this tactic man

> If he had called on me I was going to get out of my chair and take two steps, grab my chest, drop to the floor and hope they called 911. Used this tactic many times myself. You pull it once, they call 911. You pull it twice, they usually do it again. You pull it three times...an awkward silence fills the room...after the sixth time, my boss just carried on with the meeting, and I stopped getting invited. I think they call this life hacking. I now do it everywhere...in the line at the DMV clutches heart, wife nagging clutches heart, kid wants new shoes clutches heart. People say you can't outrun your problems...in reality, all you need to do is stay calm, pretend to have a heart attack, and your problems just melt away. I think I am going to write a self-help book.