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Ask HN: How would I make 3 millions euros in two weeks
Let's get imaginative over here
- chovybizzass 5y agothree M's? I would just type one M every 5 days.
- quickthrower2 5y agoCreate a new shitcoin Look for trading ideas in r/wsb Flip a house quickly. Buy lottery tickets Buy my course for $59
- greatNespresso 5y agoTell me more about that course
- quickthrower2 5y agoI was just joking :-)
- greatNespresso 5y agoSo did I, unsuccessfully
- quickthrower2 5y agoI thought you might be, but just wanted to be sure I didn’t get anyone excited by my vapour MVP lifechanging course
- ggm 5y agoYou both made me smile, if not actually laugh.
- francescopnpn 5y agoBuy a weekly option on a company it's going to announce a merger or predict any other many-sigma event with week/month-precision always using weekly options
- 0x008 5y agoWhat about horse races? Edit: I just realized you need money to start gambling. Is OP asking about raising money without significant starting capital though?
- greatNespresso 5y agoHorse races are a thing for sure, funny you bring that out, a friend of mine actually owns shares of a trotter. He also posts pronostics on french races on horseturfpro.com
- noud 5y agoStep 1. During a large pandemic use your political and media power to raise the issue of shortage of face masks in your country. Step 2. Create a non-profit organization to help buying face masks from China. Use you political power to make sure you get a deposit from the government so that you have zero risk. Step 2.b (the most important step). Create a private company linked to your non-profit organization with basically the same name. Step 3. When other instances report that there are enough face masks and no extra buys are needed, start making a lot of fuss on social media and television that there are huge shortages and the government must buy your masks. Keep saying every time that your actions are with no financial intent and that you're doing all of this with your non-profit organization. Step 4. Sell your face masks to the government through your private company instead of your non-profit organization. Step 5. Cash in your 3 million euros. (actually 19 million euros) https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fnl.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FSywert_van_Lienden https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u...
- greatNespresso 5y agoFascinating. Thank you for that, Let's reproduce that success in France
- thijsvandien 5y agoUnfortunately, it only took me half a sentence to know what this was about...
- fiftyacorn 5y agoIf your in the UK then getting priority laned for ppe contracts for the govt is the easiest way
- yewenjie 5y agoSend me 1 million and I will send you back 3 in two weeks. No bamboozle.
- Glavnokoman 5y agoSounds good, but that will only make him 2 million.
- hiciu 5y agodo it twice, duh
- scantis 5y ago3 Million is odly specific, you need get 1 € from about 1 Million people. Set up a company and some basic Hompage, with impressum and contact information and complaint form. Your company sells heartwarming personalized messages. Set up banking form on the homepage for your services, to collect occasional personal data. Just send some heartwarming email, with a picture of a dog or flower or whatever. Withdraw 1 € from around 60 Million personal accounts, for services from your company. Get this information from some other shady buisness, there are also some data bases online. Just shoot it over your form to be safe. Create some aumtomatic responses to your complain email with some heartwarming messages, must include cute picture for legal reasons. When a customer writes a few times have an apology ready and send the euro back, but take a 5 cent transaktion fee. Be very polite. Since it's only a euro and most people won't look at their banking details anyway, you target sum could be safe in two weeks. You should be able to get at least 3 Million out of it, that you can use to stay out of jail as long as possible. A group did this back in the day, but they couldn't get the money from the account. Since it belonged to an old couple, which was charged, but it all was dropped in the end. They collected receeds from gas stations to get the info, this should be easier by now. You can get this money back from the government, if you fill out a form and for a small working fee. Astonishingly, very little people reclaimed their money.
- TaylorAlexander 5y agoSteal 300,000 hot dogs. Sell them for $10 apiece.
- greatNespresso 5y agoLove it, this is definitely the way
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- filthmonger 5y agoStart with 6 million euros...
- greatNespresso 5y agoGive them to @yewenjie...
- bluescrn 5y agoWork for one of the mints manufacturing Euro coins or bank notes. Then you could ‘make’ millions per week, you just wouldn’t own any of it…
- greatNespresso 5y agoDetails matter indeed
- neximo64 5y agoBuy a house for 100m euros and flip it for 103m euros as your fee. Have a buyer lined up so you need nothing upfront.
- slightwinder 5y ago1. Become a Twitch-Streamer, find your superrich sugar-daddy. 2. Start with Onlyfans, for Billionars. 3. Make your own Currency, call it Euro. 4. Make instagram-ads with "Send me 1 Dollar for happiness" and a cat-picture. But realistically spoken, besides gambling and donations, there is no legal way to make this much money in such a short time. Any real business would take far longer to just start till it make actual money. And Illegal ways are, well, illegal and problematic on their own.
- satisfice 5y agoLoan someone a couple billion Euros at a reasonable interest rate.
- singularity2001 5y agoif you already have a billion dollars just play roulette. the chances of winning 3 million are much higher than the chances of losing it all.
- samspenc 5y agoAs someone else once said, easiest way to become a millionaire is to start as a billionaire and lose money...
- ryandrake 5y agoStart a cryptocurrency, mint 1,000,001 coins. Keep 1M coins, sell one coin to your buddy for €3. Boom, your crypto market cap is €3M.
- Normille 5y agoPackage up dogshit, stick an American flag on the label and sell it as "American Style Dogshit". People all round the world will flock to buy it.