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> "Sixty percent of cat owners sleep with their cats, which may enhance their sense of security and improve their quality of sleep" I regularly open my eyes in
by jv22222 5y ago
> "Sixty percent of cat owners sleep with their cats, which may enhance their sense of security and improve their quality of sleep"
I regularly open my eyes in the middle of the night and my cat's face is about 5 inches away from mine, just sitting there perfectly still, staring at me.
- lehi 5y agoCount yourself lucky to wake up to that end.
- thrill 5y agoWhen I was a teenager I was having an odd dream of my nose really tickling as I came out of a deep sleep. I finally opened my eyes to see my Siamese sitting on my chest holding a struggling mouse by the tail over my snoring mouth. Its front paws had been scrabbling just on the edge of my upper lip.
- webmobdev 5y agoLol (and gross!). My mom used to freak out when my cat used to bring such "gifts" for us (mostly mouse, occassionally squirrels that my mom would ask me to rescue, pissing off the cat) or just try to show-off to us what an apex predator he was by bringing his prey inside the house. The peak highlight was when I heard my mom scream one day and rushed to find her on top of the dining table as he had caught a 3 foot thin snake, already half dead, that he was enjoying chasing around inside the house.
- tryauuum 5y ago"an average cat owner swallows 4-6 mice per year while sleeping"
- 55555 5y agoHe is planning your murder.
- dylan604 5y agoContemplating how much salt, pepper, onions and celery are going to be required to make the soup.
- Scoundreller 5y agoIn the meantime, it's almost time for you to leave for your tuna hunt.