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yeah its a code base millions of years old consisting of spaghetti code with no comments written in a turring tarpit of a language that compiles directly to har
by smegger001 6y ago
yeah its a code base millions of years old consisting of spaghetti code with no comments written in a turring tarpit of a language that compiles directly to hardware with ridiculous compile times
- bserge 6y agoYeah, every time someone says I need to believe in God, I tell them that I want to believe, if only to get there and punch them in the face for creating such bullshit :D
- willcipriano 6y agoTo be fair he was under a crunch. He delivered the whole project in a week.
- failwhaleshark 6y agoShe did it in one sprint without agile development tools or user feedback.
- salawat 6y agoDid this improve the User Experience?
- failwhaleshark 6y agoIt's a simulation. Should I ask her to hit the reset button and try again to see if 2 sprints makes it any better?
- chii 6y agostill an amazing delivery. He did it literally from scratch, in one week, and that week included a break on the 7th day. Must be a programming god.
- rad_gruchalski 6y agoIn six days. He rested on the seventh day.
- ineedasername 6y agoThey actually took a day off. Maybe they should have used the 7th day for UAT and a bug hunt.
- failwhaleshark 6y agoLet's not forget all of the endogenous retroviruses (ERVs). Turing*? Does it have capitalization and punctuation though?