Using sketchy service that mitm'd your internet banking, which credited you with sketchy russian us dollar pegged trading tokens which you could deposit into a

Using sketchy service that mitm'd your internet banking, which credited you with sketchy russian us dollar pegged trading tokens which you could deposit into a further sketchy exchange to convert into satoshi's. Then hope to get your coins out before they vanish. Or wiring cash to japan via sketchy intermediate banks that your local banks will close your account if you mention their name. If you try to use any of the transfer services they close your account. It wasn't fun. Pretty sure I have been compromised several times over in the process, but in 2021, I can look back and say it was worth it!