Switches to Morpheus' voice What if I told you you can use ANY Adobe software, procured legitimately, in perpetuity without using cracked/pirated copies; witho

Switches to Morpheus' voice What if I told you you can use ANY Adobe software, procured legitimately, in perpetuity without using cracked/pirated copies; without paying a dime? No shenanigans like modifying or deleting files, changing your PC's clock, etc. Just using the OS's system tools[]. It's so obvious, I'm certain a sizable number of Adobe users do this. Obviously outlining how would alert Adobe and I'm not sure I want to risk that.