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> During stand-ups when you have to explain what you did, you can say that you worked on your own thing, and that you helped the other person. Also, pick a rol
by killtimeatwork 5y ago
> During stand-ups when you have to explain what you did, you can say that you worked on your own thing, and that you helped the other person.
Also, pick a role where you're constantly blocked by other people. So, working in a big company, where every function (renting a VM, setting up a DB schema, adding an AD group etc.) is centralized in one team, possibly overloaded and not too competent, possibly outsourced for cheap to India. These folks can take months to complete simple tasks and you can always say you can't move forward until they deliver.
Also, working in integration-heavy project. If your codebase calls 8 different systems in your company, they will all fail, have incomplete documentation, unresponsive teams etc. and will result in a lot of waiting and lost time on your end (which is what you're after).
- lmueongoqx 5y ago>pick a role where you're constantly blocked by other people Excellent advice. I love how HN still ends up thriving for perfection. If I compile all the comments in this thread I'll have the best optimized way to become the ultimate do-nothing slacker piece of crap.
- wubbalub 5y agoAlways strive to be the best at what you do.
- warlog 5y agoThe reward for hard work is more hard work. ~Tom Sachs.
- jhgb 5y ago> the ultimate do-nothing slacker piece of crap Just call yourself a company and then you'll be called "an efficient business". ;)
- killtimeatwork 5y agoThis possibly the best comment I've ever read on Hacker News - it so succinctly points out what is wrong with the modern world.